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  1. ElishaScottBC
    welcome to anfield by ian fucking ayre out now in all good bookshops.
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    hated it. dont watch
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    1. Suarez 2. Reina 3. Gerrard solid performance, good match to end the year with
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    bogstandard classic, the everyday value chicken hotpot, it warmed my belly to tell you the truth but let's not get distracted from the fact that rondecos life is in danger from some nantwhich nige in disguise.
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    take note rondeco virtually the same scenario happened with me and an ex. she fleeced me brah each christmas was more extravagant than the last. i was flying her to paris, sailing in monte carlo, dining in venice showering her in lavish gifts drunk on christmas spirits. but alas i was too drunk to realise that the stephen king novel and sock combo was only the start. next year i got a tescos 99p microwaveable hot pot only half wrapped and the year after a pet slug from the back garden. thankfully i recovered from my uncontrollable spending and escaped the girl, living homeless in dudley for two and a half weeks before resuming an ordinary life once again. i still get nightmares thinking back about it. for your own sake, leave your house immediately and fly to the first country you can think of beginning with the letter T, all the best chap
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    so many emotional posts, anyone calling for the manager to be fired before the New Year are lost. i hope tony pulis captures you and makes you his personal christmas gimps. put the egg nogg down ya pack of spongebobs
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    eat your happy meal and shut up, i love christmas
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    bless you Pistonbroke, have a very merry christmas. Up next a bit of Chris Rea, grab your gal folks this ones a slow burner, can you pass the sprouts please?! [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
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    went for a piss in mcdonalds the other day and in one of the cubicles someone was shitting their organs out, making all sorts of noises and shit, he was wimpering some words out loud in pain, but the speech was slurred and I couldnt determind whether the person was having a heart attack on the jax or giving birth to a feces baby, the enormity of both possibilities was too much so i just left. hope he's ok like
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    you are an odd chap. adios pacci!
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    shelvey has 33 on his back, beanbags to the false 9 theory i know gary neville is behind this somehow
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    i still drink milk and hope
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    his attitude totally sucks dude someone find that daily mail article from a few years back where that journalist broke into sturridges house and uncovered that secret shrine to stewart downing, i remember violently vomitting all over myself and took 2 sick days off work just to recover. seriously guys sturridge is not the man you are looking for. move along, nothing to see here.
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    mel c turns back into sporty spice, robbies off the drugs, i'd buck rebecca fergusons voice and shane macgowan cameo, job done. battle for xmas #1 is against x factor, they are donating all proceeds to a terminally ill childrens charity so the hillsborough song may get slightly overlooked by the populous, and i wouldnt rule out the army wives choir popping up again with some festive cheer, mulled wine and songs of despair.
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    leave it out moss, tom cruise is an artistic genius. what you read in the papers isnt the real tom cruise, its all an act, the greatest act ever witnessed. you underestimate his powers of acting and more fool you. and catherine zeta jones?! wtf is wrong with you, she is welcome anyday. rest n repost la
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    whens the release date?
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    Strontium Dog the undercover mong
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    don't worry brendan's got this!
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    Based on the figures currrently being thrown about I'd say no. Don't think he's the best replacement at that price.
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    Kate should sell naked preggo pics, make a lil money this time round gal, you've got a baby you don't have to provide for.
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    Celtic players should be banned from attending funerals to prevent possible offence by English and all Irish bars should be reptile friendly. Shut up and enjoy democracy, Solanum tuberosum x
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    Carra
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    A win is a win, im happy but we still need to improve our goal rate
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    Genuine question, if it happened to United or Chelsea and their supporters posted it on here would you sign the petition?
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