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ROADBLOCKS AND HEADLOCKS - the Everton FC official DVD season 22/23.

What a time to be alive.

We'd better pull our fingers out for the derby.

They've made promises to their American insurance friends - it's time to start delivering the cash.

Half a million quid a week he should be.

Johnny Five from Short Circuit would do more than Salah is at the minute.

We needed a midfielder, we got a lamp.

Finished as a going concern.

Steven Caulker in disguise.

His hairline has evened out as he's got older. He was good in The Bill. My missus still watches it.

Sarah is 40 and Bethany is 26!

There's a glaring Usmanov-shaped hole in the article though.

Not sure he can do 90 minutes though. The only way around this is to write to the FA and get them to reduce the length of games to 60 minutes. Actually that would probably help quite a few of our players.

You have to admire a woman who doesn't need a bra because her tits are expertly sculpted.

I'd like to shower her with my sugar lumps. Or something.

I'm playing it now on the PS4 Pro. It looks amazing. Obviously it's missing that initial catastrophe and breakdown in society that the first one had. But so far so good, I'm just spending my early time creeping round stealth-killing zombies (or whatever they are) and clickers.

This. Fuck these cunts.

Wow. Ken is ace. Not sure about Greatest Hits Radio though - the tagline should be "Playing all the songs you've heard a million times before and never want to hear again." I'll tune in for Ken though.

Who pays for these social media posts? Is it the likes of ERG?

Totally agree that there are red flags everywhere. On and off the pitch. I mean, fucking hell, even the owners don't want to be here. The players look like they'd rather be anywhere else. Poor Jürgen looks like the only one who gives a shit.

Money aside (I know, I know) I don't see why anyone in their right mind would choose to manage Everton right now.

Who THE FUCK is going to buy Everton for £2billion!! Got to be a wind up that.

Not sure we could even beat Everton Ladies team at the minute.

Maybe it was one of the other directors! Might have been Kenwright - "Where's the Lukaku money, Denise!"