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Klopp's played him on the wing and in the centre forward position - I'm not sure he knows what to do with him?

Might as well give the captain's armband to Bajectic. He's not far off being a one-man midfield.

Will there be a plot twist at the end?

This Hogwarts Legacy stuff is nuts. Western society has tied itself up in knots. "Trans activist Eva Echo feels it's important for people to understand the strength of feeling in the LGBTQ+ community. "By buying the game you're sending a clear message that it's taking priority over the lives of trans people," she said. Boycotting it "will allow us to send a very clear message that we won't stand by this and allow JK Rowling to have an even bigger platform", she added https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64572328.amp It's a computer game about wizards, fucking hell.

He should have went to jail. Male jail. Jail for males.

Music stopped being made at the end of the 20th century and everyone knows it!

Belle and Sebastian - Lazy Line Painter Jane.

Arab Strap - the first big weekend.

Kenickie - Come out 2nite

Any era? Millions really. I used to listen to the Evening Session on Radio One in the glory days of Jo Whiley and Steve Lamacq. Always liked this, might still have it on single somewhere...

Mobile phones with cameras. As soon as they came on the scene things changed. Now people are photographing and videoing everything, cameras are ubiquitous, and people are looking at themselves now more than ever. It's not healthy.

When I was growing up my nan and granddad didn't have a fridge, they had a larder. At the same time, mortgages weren't £1000 a month and energy prices £300 a month. I guess everything is relative.

That's what British rock and roll royalty looks like. Magic.

To be fair it was pretty shit under Thatcher.

So what happens in April when my circa-£300 a month energy bill rises 40%? Am I just supposed to swallow it? Where does it end? £400 a month? £500? £600?

When Anderson is sacked within the next week, Dan Hodges will come back to this Tweet and put a fishing emoji to prove he was only saying these things to wind up woke lefties. The fishing emoji being a fine barometer of who is and who is not a complete prick.

I bet he sleeps in a bed that looks like a racing car and he thinks he's the coolest fucker on his street. Probably wears Top Gear pyjamas and has a picture of Clarkson, Hammond and May as his mobile phone wallpaper.

This fella is toast. I'll give him until the end of the month.

Why do Tory MPs and voters still go on about 'remainers' and 'remoaners'? Christ, Brexit was three years ago, but it's THEM who still harp on about leaving the EU. You won, fucking get over it.

Linda McCartney would be proud.

Madonna's face now looks more like that guitar.

My 5 year old asked me when I'm going to be an astronaut. I think she just assumes everyone gets a go. I had to let her down gently, since I'm 43 and of average intelligence. There's a 'good' documentary on Netflix about the Challenger disaster (not that a disaster can be good). It's thought the crew may have been conscious (possibly but probably not awake) after the explosion - they spent almost three minutes falling to earth and hit the ocean at 200mph.

I can't play horror games anymore. I used to absolutely love them, but as I've got older I can't be doing with the tension. Alien Isolation pushed me to the edge and Resident Evil 7 kicked me over!