ph245
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I met Davina McCall & she flashed me. Right up her skirt. They were kind of silky & cream coloured. And Josie Lawrence gave me the eye at Kings Cross station in the mid 90's. I bottled it though.
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We moved into a new house last friday... that's a story in itself... but on sunday she wanted to do some washing and was pressing all the buttons on the washing machine with increasing frustration & "this thing won't work", "it's broken already", "why won't it work" etc... I let her do it for a while before telling her to switch it on at the wall.
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I shall replace Bernie Nolan with Mickey Rooney. Revised list :- Prince Philip Kirk Douglas Ronnie Biggs Mickey Rooney Nelson Mandela Ian Paisley Zsa Zsa Gabor Under 50 Macauly Culkin Pete Doherty Under 30 Linsey Lohan
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I agree. Her ringpiece would be in tatters.
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Mine's quite crap.
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Zoe Ball. She get's on my tits.
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Kerry fuckin Katona. I can't bastard stand her.
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I don't like barbecues either. I'm glad there's someone else who doesn't, cos I thought I was the only person in the world who didn't !
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I was told that that Chyna bird now does full on hardcore porn ... up the hoop & everything. I'm too scared to search though........
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After watching the Game Of Thrones episode that had a rather shocking ending (won't reveal more) I said "That was quite a shock, wasn't it?"... to which she replied .... "why... where they important then ...?" FFS.... she's been watching this with me from the start & has seen every episode.
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The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread
ph245 replied to Section_31's topic in GF - General Forum
ho ho five pound...... it's a lorra lorra cash ! -
The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread
ph245 replied to Section_31's topic in GF - General Forum
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He's going to go, let's just face it & get 4 or 5 quality players in with the money. Liverpool won't hold him to that contract.
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I love him, I really do, but if he wants to go & we can get £45m for him, then we should do the deal. We are Liverpool & no one man is bigger than this club. That money can buy us the likes of Erikson, Papa, Strootman, a quality keeper and hopefully another good striker
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I thought the same about Whitesnake, but they really were great. Journey weren't though, but then they aren't really my cup of tea. Thunder blew them all off stage anyway.
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Me & the mrs went to see Thunder / Whitesnake / Journey at the weekend in Cardiff. Thunder where absolutley brilliant, Whitesnake were fantastic and we walked out after 2 Journey songs & went to a pub.
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Spiced rum & coke !!!!
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Wonder how much that M'vila would go for ??
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No way could I go through with it. My jacobs crackers are sensitive enough thanks.
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I'm going to see Whitesnake on Sunday, Journey are the co-headliners with Thunder as support. I only know 2 Journey songs though............. Will report afterwards !
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Sawyer McQueen Gallagher
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I would multi task with Ms Vorderman. I'd give her a severe bumming whilst pulling her hair, slapping her ample bottom cheeks and feeling her knockers.
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I'd still enjoy it though. And Carol Vorderman's ringpiece would also receive a pummelling. And Carol Smilie's.
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I would cause serious damage to Ms Taylforth's anus.
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Kev D with the post of the day there !