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ph245

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  1. She makes my Albert Dock go BOOIIIIINNGG
  2. I'm a big fan of Steve Beaton but he's fuckin frustrating. He throws his first dart while his opponent is still walking back from the board and is virtually level with his right shoulder. Would love him to stop doing that & get a decent run in the tournament. Agree with most saying it's between Taylor, MVG, Lewis & possibly Wade though.
  3. I would finger her bumhole & make her sniif it.
  4. ph245

    Cunt

    Look at Sarah Silverman's song 'Cunt' on You Tube. I'd link it, but I'm at work.
  5. Birth / death of Christ JFK's assissination Diana's crash Hitler's suicide in the bunker Marilyn Monroe's death. That would cure my curiosities.
  6. I'll give it a go & try not to have 8 AC/DC songs... 1- Back In Black AC/DC 2- Gone Shootin - AC/DC 3- I love You More Than Rock N Roll - Thunder 4- Slow N Easy - Whitesnake 5- Up To My Neck In You - AC/DC 6- Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd 7- Rock n Roll Train - AC/DC 8 - Night Owl - Gerry Rafferty My luxury would be as many copies of Readers Wives 40+ as I could carry.
  7. I like the avatar of Alan Sex. Very much.
  8. Women that wear nice & tight leggings then cover their arse up with a jumper / coat or something, thus stopping you from looking at their arse when they pass you.
  9. I have the Angus duck walk down to a tee. I embarrass the Mrs lots when I'm pissed at a disco & badger the DJ to put AC/DC on & do my routine.
  10. My favourite band of all time.... no-one else comes close for me.
  11. First - Black Sabbath 1981 Stafford Bingley Hall Latest - Whitesnake / Thunder Cardiff May 2013
  12. Depends what her husband is doing.
  13. Quite a while ago ( I was only about 18 or 19), I pulled an older bird in a disco.... she was 26.... quite a result to the younger me! Anyway, we went back to her's and as soon as she pulled her knickers down, I smelt it. Still shagged her though. And 2 years ago, I got flirting in the pub with a married girl who's 15 years younger than me...... and very fit. End of the night, I walked her home & we stopped in an ally behind some shops and I scuttled her against the wall.... her facing the wall with her hands splayed against it, knickers round her ankles, arse facing me. Anyway, her fanny was quite wet & smelly, but in my quite pissed state, it kind of gave me added rampantness. Who says romance isn't dead ?
  14. The things I'd do to her in just half an hour..... it's enough to make me cry knowing I'll never get to even feel her tits, let alone stick my tongue up her hoop.
  15. I shall have a look at those vids when the missus goes out later this evening. Needless to say, I will be very tired when she gets back.
  16. Once again, this issue of hefty eyebrows meaning a hairy fanny is causing quite a commotion in my pants.
  17. I bet they take it up the pipe. Zara defo does. Kate's hairy hoop may well hamper a good bumming, but I'd soon sort that out.
  18. Yes. Fergie's girls & their ginger minges & pink nips need inspecting to see that the countless bottles of sun screen I have doubtless paid for have been used correctly.
  19. These bloody Royals & their may/may not have a hairy fanny ways. I for one, as a tax payer, demand to see Kate's minge as I've probably paid for her razor / scissors / Veet / waxing session. Likewise, I've probably paid for Zara's knickers, so I want to see whether she's been keeping them nice & clean.... and one of the other ones has great tits, so I want to see that the bra's I have probably paid for have worked & her knockers are being kept in tip top condition.
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