Tony Moanero

Still my all-time favourite Liverpool goal.

The shorts and socks are awful.

If Adidas are the new kit manufacturer they should just remake the 1985-87 kits, home, away and third, using modern fabric.

Great player but his topless goal celebrations have always made me feel a bit self-conscious about my own physique. I’ve no idea if he wants to stay or go, but if he does want to stay, I hope Slot forces him out.

Do you like those?

The Adidas Euro ‘24 kits are shite.

Takes one to know one, Stroggy.

Negged.

Similar to Rafa Benitez’s ‘rant’ being blamed for our failure to win the league in 2009.

Happy birthday, mate.

Well, you won’t have to put up with it for much longer.

Shit sideburns.

It feels like 2012 all over again.

Sautéed potatoes, aren’t they?

Your point is?

Someone who wants to test himself in a superior league/earn more money.

Why would he agree to that?

Nah. Good and bad people everywhere.

Isn’t it just. Tonight’s offering was first broadcast less than two years ago. The pricks have got 45 years worth of Roadshow episodes to choose from.

Fucking hell, I don’t believe it! Tonight’s Antiques Roadshow is another repeat.

It’s a load of bollocks, it really is. It’s a shame as I’ve had a soft spot for Coventry since 1987 (great FA Cup Final), but Manchester City would have run up a cricket score.

Price is about right given the poor quality components. Poor quality sausages make me sad.

And will be steaming out of your arse in no time at all.

Alternative Top 10: Baby Jane Hudson (What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?) Bennett (Vernon Wells, Commando) Giant Haystacks Harry Lime (Orson Welles, The Third Man) Hendrick (Ian Cuthbertson, Children of the Stones) Ming the Merciless (Max von Sydow, Flash Gordon) Mitch Leary (John Malkovich, In the Line of Fire) The Penguin (Burgess Meredith, Batman) White Witch (The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe) Zelda (Terrahawks)

Mitchum or De Niro?