Bjornebye

Pretend cleaning when she’s in a mood. Why do they do that? Move stuff pretend to wipe and stamp around. She wanted to finish some series on the telly yesterday and I said no the golfs on watch it upstairs or on your iPad. I’m now in the doghouse she got up before me, took the dog out now she’s back in hadn’t spoken to me and is just moving and wiping stuff in the kitchen that’s spotless because I always clean as I cook. I’m not breaking the silence she can go and fuck herself. Weird bastards. I hate drawn out arguments or moodiness. Have it done there and then and it’s done, kapish

I’d spend the rest of my life saying “Talk to me Goose” every time she speaks

When your dog knows that 7am is the new 03:15,04:20,04:22,05:10 ….. A year of the cunt waking us up scratching at the bedroom door. Went from “aww cuddle right bed now go on” to “fuck off Nobhead” quite quick. Now it’s a struggle getting the little arsehole to come down for breakfast.

And the bleach?

You deluded weirdo

@Red Phoenix fuck off

He suggested they drink bleach! I wish they’d all listened

It should be Michelle Obama.

Might come back

Can’t you guess who it is yet?

Hahaha

To be fair The Guide are boss.

Yeah but I was mid 30s then and game.

I did

Hi moron

Arguably your best post on here

No idea. Sounds like I’m lying here doesn’t it. I’m not. I know you’ll try and defend your beloveds but I saw it and it’s usual for them.

Hate to say it but twitter. Looked like a few scrotes decided to attack a pub full of mancs baldies and got legged.

E.T is one of about 5 films that are over a 10 out of 10. Glad the kids love it mate Daisy Edgar Bjornebye? You must follow me on instagram. 4 years going strong

Kimmich and Guehi. Thank me later

Hahahahaha ffs @Smell The Glove Odegaard is world class. I’d take him over any other player in the league. Only because De Bruyne is getting on obviously

Stinks of USA in here

I was about 8 years old you fucking nonce

Get your arse to Mars