Evelyn Tentions

Can we get back to heaping derision on other peoples culinary choices/creations please.

Likes don't increase the number in your rep. I think.

Domestic cats kill for pleasure rather than out of necessity for food. Starve your moggy for a few days.

Negged to restore the neg balance. Rules is rules.

Sunrise over the rice paddies, Hoi An, central Vietnam. Phone photo from the balcony of the homestay I was in last May

I bought books, new and second hand for years and borrowed from the library since I was about 5 - I got strife for using my dads adult card when I was about 10. I have swapped books with friends and have probably 1500 books at home, text books, reference books and light reading including a set of all the Giles annuals until after his death. I now use a Kobo, having started with a cheapo ebook reader and then wearing out a Sony. I don't use Amazon or any of the other ebook retailers as much as a matter of principle as anything. Without specialised software I can only use their proprietary format on one reader. I can't resell the book nor lend it to friends. There are no printing costs, distribution costs or retailers profit margins. The ebook needs no reformatting or treatment from the version sent to be printed. The publishers still charge the same or a little less than the print version, including a miniscule payment to the author. Fuck 'em. I still buy paper versions of books and ebooks directly from some authors but as long as publishers want to continue to rip off the reading public, I will continue sourcing ebooks elsewhere.

It's a bit weird. Keen powers of observation there - all you can see of the bike is a little bit of the handlebars. It looks like someone's taken the photo of the guy with the bike and badly photoshopped the car into the photo and then added the boy and the dog. The front of the car by the barrels and the bottom of it to the left of the dogs ear are distinctly dodgy. The boy and his dog looks like they've been added quite well but the ground that the boy is standing on looks like countryside rather than the cobblestones that should be there.

Hopefully our squad will be in their luxury 5 star hotel in wherever the fuck it is getting acclimatised watching Chelsea getting knackered playing the scum on Sunday

Another fucking 8 pm kick off. Or 0200 my time. Twats. I'm an old man, I need all the sleep I can get

Bet he didn't offer to cover their medical costs.

Public eye was a fucking brilliant TV show. Frank Marker had reason to be behave as he did which was covered in the original (now lost) B & W episodes. Alfred Burke was a great but underrated actor.

Do the surviving victims have to pay their own no doubt enormous medical bills themselves?

Straight in the bin

When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

The flavour of the curry sauce is whole point of curry, herbs and spices give a combination of flavours as does dipping your sausage in egg yolk. Tomato sauce is so overpowering it makes it impossible to taste anything else.

A guy who pulled out his own gun was briefly stopped by the cops. There's going to be a shootout at the OK Corral soon with the armed civilians taking potshots at one another and the cops taking out everyone with a gun. Nation of nutters.

Using the state of the art training equipment.

Oh fuck. Karius is still on the books.

First the fucking southerners added beans to a fry up, then the septics add fucking hash browns and imitation roast potatoes, now they're adding fucking mayo? Stop the world. I want to get off.

Stay away from mobilism.com and for heavens sake don't make it quick nd simple to download by subscribing

What's the go with all these fucking training camps in exotic places? What's wrong with Melwood for fucks sake. Its not like they stay in a backpackers joint, 5 star all the way for them. No wonder we've got nothing in the kitty for transfers.

Tommy Lawrence Trinomial:- Trent Alexander-Arnold

This belongs on the funny pictures thread.

Just watched the "highlights". After about 3 minutes Robbo put a beautiful cross right at Origis feet inside the goal area which Origi sprayed half a mile wide. He then turned and gave Robbo a dirty look! If we have to rely on Origi, we're fucked.