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Fox on the Run - The Sweet The Gnu - Flanders and Swann The Hippopotamus - Flanders and Swann

Crikey. That's going back a long way!

Actual animals. From Aardvark to zebra. But I'll let Kurtz start the new thread. I'll just let loose the negs.

Someone else been dispatching old ladies?

Has everyone given up? Matchday and it's still on page 2. Meanwhile on the GF, topics donkeys years old are being ressurected.

Songs that mention animals. Alphabetically. That'll slow the bastards down and give us in different time zones a chance. Negs to anyone going out of order.

On this day 59 years ago, Gerry Byrne and Gordon Milne took the FA Cup for a lap around Anfield before we thrashed Inter.

Not with PGMOL it wouldn't.

Lots of gas lighting by Webb and journos claiming increased accuracy this season. Bent twats.

Hebrews 13:8. We used it to describe school dinners in the 60s.

A founding member of Planxty, one of the greatest Irish folk music bands.

Some favourites Count Rugen - The Princess Bride The Roadrunner - Looney Tunes Catwoman (Julie Newmar) - Batman TV Little Bill (Gene Hackman) - Unforgiven Boyd Crowder - Justified Dewey Crowe - Justified

I don't remember her name either but definitely an all time cunt.

Richard fucking Masters thinks everything is all ticketyboo. Pretty much every club, barring the Manchesters for some reason, has had horror, game changing "mistakes" so why aren't they pushing for changes?

An Australian budget airline, started last year, has just gone belly up. All flights cancelled, planes repossessed. So what, you may ask. "Bonza’s fleet of Boeing 737 Max 8 aircraft had been repossessed. Bonza’s private equity owners, the US firm 777 Partners, own the airline’s fleet of Boeing 737 Max 8 planes. The parent company also part owns the Canadian low-cost carrier Flair and leases its aircraft assets between the airlines"

For me, yes. In a few years we'd gone from second division nonenities to champions, cup winners and European semifinalists (at a time when it had become a prestigious competition). Culturally, Liverpool was pretty much the world leader. By the 70s, I'd migrated to Australia which was a football black hole at the time, no TV coverage and the results weren't on radio or TV, just small print amongst the horse racing, greyhounds, basketball etc. I got all my news from the pink echo from Saturday evening posted to me, so I was always a week behind with everything. Almost impossible to believe these days with all the live coverage and instant news.

I stood on the Kop for every home game that season (and seasons before and after) and a fair few away games. Magical days. 59 years ago this week we won the FA Cup for the first time and a few days later thrashed Inter at home - against all the pundits predictions.

Unfortunately, Salah is holding all the aces. I doubt he would sign a new contract for lower wages, nobody outside the Arab sphere would offer the same wage. If he's already been tapped up (or his agents been touting him to them) to go for a massive signing on fee at the end of next season he could go the strop and stay his contract out. Without an improvement in his attitude or performance, the club should just take the loss, fine him at every opportunity and give him a spot on the bench - with the ressies.

If he was pissed off about being on the bench, his best response would have been to get on the pitch and play a blinder, not go out and play like he couldn't be arsed.

He's lucky he comes from a wealthy family to help him pay the £180000 + but my bet is he'll declare himself bankrupt. He won't make it acting - he'll be lucky to get a job as Widow Twanky in a Brexit area panto.

I've been taking the stuff in all its forms for the thick end of 60 years (but I had a 2 year lay off a while back. Withdrawal symptoms - none. I've never seen anyone get even vaguely aggressive in contrast to the nice normal people I know who undergo personality transplants on the booze. As the old joke goes - get four drunks together and they'll start a fight. Put four stoners together and they'll start a band.

Gakpo should have taken the yellow. Then we could have appealed and the bald Manc cunt would at least have to explain why he waved play on and then blown his whistle. It still wouldn't give us the goal but it would expose Taylors incompetence/corruption.

It's £90000 each, Plus he'll probably have to pay for all the lawyers.

Sell Salah and Trent. Keep Van Dyke but not as captain.

A failure by VVD as captain. He should be telling TAA to pull his fucking finger out instead of allowing him to just swan about.