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Bugger yoga - going all the way to a class to feel like a tit for an hour in front of pensioners. A few basic core exercises at home every day like planks, bird dogs and bicycle crunches will take 15 minutes and achieve the same if not more

at least you can take pocket money from them now

I can tell people in their 30’s that I’m old enough to be their dad

Watched the new TV adaptation of Asimov’s Foundation and the concept seems interesting. So can anyone tell me if I should be reading the books and is there an order to read them in - I believe that Asimov jumped around a bit on the universe’s timeline when writing them

haha, like you’ll have any fucking petrol anyway

Could maybe go for the Patti Smith version of My Generation but LA Woman beats the Who’s version

Negged for failing to threaten pro-beaners with violence

There’s a jerry can shortage now with current stocks having sold out in most places. Remarkable stuff

Not just the shitness and incompetence that is different from the past. Normally there is some kind of philosophy, vision or political conviction alongside the corruption. Thatcher was evil but she did at least believe in something (as horrifying as those beliefs were). This lot don’t even pretend to give a shit about having an underlying political goal

A good Caesar Salad is both under-rated and hard to find. The Italian near us does a great one with little chunks of anchovy that just intensify the flavour beautifully Best salad I ever had was in a crab specialty restaurant in Shanghai called Wang Bao He. The dressing was a combination of sweet and citrus that I would now kill to know the ingredients of

Guardian claiming that they’ll backtrack on visas for HGV drivers to get the country through winter https://www.theguardian.com/business/2021/sep/24/supply-chain-crisis-tories-poised-turn-foreign-worker-visas

Lot of complaining going on here. Think of the bright side, on Monday morning you can ring your boss, tell him/her that you can’t come to work because there’s no petrol left in the U.K., then you can sit at home and drink whiskey all day.

Made a cunt of himself in front of the UN by making a shit joke about Kermit the Frog during a message on taking climate change seriously and seemed mystified when the room didn’t indulge him Other nations don’t seem to have a problem seeing him for what he is

I’ve got the Peregrine Bexley in brown. It’s a lovely waxed jacket but pretty thin, I’d describe it as as autumn and spring rather than winter

Bunch of bedwetters on this thread. Boris has already announced that he’s going to fix everything so I don’t know what you’re all panicking about

Morons have ruined Imagine for me, the type who post bollocks on Facebook and think it’s deep. Therefore it’s Pulp for my vote

Clearly the only sane member of your family is the child who looked at the options available and went for dry toast as the only edible thing in the cafe

Christ, Biden’s really scraping the barrel if that’s the best back-up he could get against China

Did he divorce her before or after his behaviour drove her to be committed to an insane asylum for 9 months?

Stop recommending processed food, especially out of tins. Too much of the vegan meat replacement food is stuffed full of over-processed chemical crap as well

Anybody using solid colognes? Seems like a good idea but got no idea which of them is worth trying

Mother, obviously

Christ, ten years on and this all seems unbelievably depressing. Cameron fucked the country up through austerity and his arrogant Brexit gamble, Nick Clegg went from Deputy PM to shill for a social media company that helped elect Trump, Theresa May was Home Secretary and became a hopeless prime minister, Boris went from Mayor of London to the most corrupt prime minister the country has ever seen and Keir Starmer’s role in the post-riot prosecutions should really have disqualified him from becoming the Labour leader. Thank fuck I decided to permanently leave the country

I’m not convinced that he had mental health issues beyond that which most people struggle with. Nor do I particularly agree with the idea that he was “evil” which might be considered interesting. I think he was just a nomark piece of shit who was convinced by the internet that he had some sort of entitlement without earning it in any way. Fuck him, forget his name and focus only on the victims