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  1. General Dryness
    Whats your address? I've never burgled anyone before, but now theres an incentive I might give it a go. As long as you promise not to call me a milkylicker.
  2. General Dryness
    "Cause of world pie shortage revealed".
  3. General Dryness
    Folded up like a fucking deckchair.
  4. General Dryness
    I always think John Bishop lays it on a bit thick. Unless he really is that scouse, in which case I take it back.
  5. General Dryness
    I reckon Zigackly is a shoe-in for next. Then it gets a bit more complicated, comparing posts v time in. And I'm lazy.
  6. General Dryness
    Can't remember how I voted last time, but today its The Thing. The Fog and Prince of Darkness are right up there for me though.
  7. General Dryness
    Damn. You win at the internets.
  8. General Dryness
    So whats poutine then? Wikipedia has it as "french fries, topped with brown gravy and curd cheese". Poutine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It also has poutine as being invented anywhere from the late 50's to mid 60's. Do you know for a fact that they weren't eating it on the Isle of Man back then too? I can't say for sure, and I'm from there!
  9. General Dryness
    Cheers yessir :yes:
  10. General Dryness
    Whats it all aboot?
  11. General Dryness
    Chips, cheese and gravy was invented in the Isle of Man. Canada can fuck right off with that one.
  12. General Dryness
    This. "Utd fans were singing the victims song" "Well never mind that, have you seen what somebodys tweeted to Mark Halsey?" Obvious, annoying, but strangely inevitable.
  13. General Dryness
    Whats the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg. Hope I die before I can't wank anymore...talkin bout my g-g-genitalia...
  14. General Dryness
    Fuckin pikeys, they'll pinch anything.
  15. General Dryness
    Telling it like it is doesn't detract from the fact that he is Gary "Ubercunt" Neville. And for that reason, I'm out.
  16. General Dryness
    Just don't worry about anyone small enough to fit in a suitcase. I reckon I could batter him.
  17. General Dryness
    I hope he stubs his toe on the corner of his coffee table. We all know how fucking sore that is. That'll learn him.
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  19. General Dryness
    Face like a dropped pie. Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Face like a bag of worms Fanny like a wizards cuff Fanny like a horses collar
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  21. General Dryness
    Sorry to hear it LF. Best of luck to you both. YNWA.
  22. General Dryness
    Fucking ace. Not 100% sure China are still using crossbowmen though.
  23. General Dryness
    Starring Denis Lawson, who was also Wedge Antilles (rebel pilot) from Star Wars. His career took a wrong turn somewhere eh? Oh, and this was fucking shit as well. [YOUTUBE]e34gPtuJYJI[/YOUTUBE]
  24. General Dryness
    I was always quite partial to "she had a face like a plasterers radio".
  25. General Dryness
    Milkylicker. I've never seen it used anywhere other than on here, and for no good reason I fucking hate the sight of it.
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