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  1. General Dryness
    "And that, bluds, is how you mop a parquet floor. Join me next week and I'll show you how to put away your crepz so nobody trips over them at the bottom of the stairs. Bless!"
  2. General Dryness
    Australian AND pissed. Dangerous combination, that. Fairly common, but dangerous nonetheless.
  3. General Dryness
    Got a massive cunt or is a massive cunt. If its the latter, pics. If its the former, well, pics.
  4. General Dryness
    Yeah, its not one of his best.
  5. General Dryness
    I fucking hate Children in Need (the event, not actual children in actual need), so I nearly didn't open this thread. Then I noticed it was started by Noos.
  6. General Dryness
    Is Simons mate Jarv out of clink yet? If he can knock a police horse out with one haymaker, he could easy take a dogs head off with a similar blow. Only problem is, to get him to do it, you'd have to offer him a caravan. Apparently his ma's mighty partial to the periwinkle blue.
  7. General Dryness
    Remmie knows. No better endorsement than that right there.
  8. General Dryness
    Smash 'er, lad.
  9. General Dryness
    Based on Henderson being worth 16mil, Downing being worth 20mil, and Andy Carroll being worth 35mil, I would say Sterling is worth approximately Australia.
  10. General Dryness
    Make it clear to her that if she shifts a couple of tons, you'll be more than willing to smash her. That'll get her reaching for the slimfast.
  11. General Dryness
    The shoe is too good for this bastard. Feet first into a woodchipper for this fucking villain!
  12. General Dryness
    Thats 36 million quids worth of players there in bold. Well, obviously it isn't. But its what we paid for them. For fucks sake.
  13. General Dryness
    He came to represent the modal cathartic slipweight.
  14. General Dryness
    That'll be Utd for the league again this season then. Football remains a shithouse.
  15. General Dryness
    Its great when a midget goes up on you.
  16. General Dryness
    Get her to take it up the arse by insisting thats how ladyboy likes it.
  17. General Dryness
    This. Spending all that money on Carroll, Downing and Henderson was a waste of a great opportunity.
  18. General Dryness
    Another 45 to go yet. Lets hold off on the funeral until theres a body to bury.
  19. General Dryness
    Nah she was an O/D I think.
  20. General Dryness
    I've had one over the wrist to Linda Lovelace before now, and she's brown bread. A lot of 70's / 80's porn chicks have turned their toes up, for a variety of causes. Drugs and AIDS are up there. Sometimes both.
  21. General Dryness
    Seriously? Did you have any say over the "inappropriate behaviour"?
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  23. General Dryness
    Cheers for the heads up mate, owe ya one.
  24. General Dryness
    I don't care what anyone says, drugs are fucking ace. I genuinely miss them.
  25. General Dryness
    Whats Ebola then? Is it like Tombola?
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