Chairman Meow

I first found out about them fairly recently. Every bit of live footage I've seen they seem to spend half the time just pissing themselves laughing.

Other than the fact he's a cunt. If they somehow managed to achieve that you'd have to start thinking that they are deliberately sabotaging themselves.

I've heard he also wrote a song about it.

You're underselling it. The report could say he was fucking babies and then eating them but the cabinet and half the population wouldn't give a shit.

And as if he wasn't already cool enough he's driving a Legacy estate in the most recent episode.

Certainly liable to put a bit of a downer on your day.

Valentina Garzón

My grandad was a joiner but he did a lot of work in the ship yards. Had many a story of people being turned into mince as a result of large metal panels being dropped on people in the yards.

The increase in stamina could be a problem though.

Looks like the perfect kind of ship steadying that could do wonders at Old Trafford if their new manager doesn't work out.

Indeed, you could have sacked off some other things and posted way more.

And if they play on the wing.

Because the worlds greatest genius apparently is shocked that Twitter has a lot of fake accounts..........

On FM a low number for injury proneness is good. * Whether that applies to youtube videos I do not know though. * Additionally, low numbers for controversy and dirtiness are also good. But every other mental stat you want a high number.

I don't remember Dean Martin singing that verse.

On the one hand I am not having to listen to Tyler on my screen. On the other I am stuck with Le Saux and Lee Dixon spouting inane boring shite in a desperate attempt at some top bantz.

Down for me.

Quite like this in the replies to that.

Same with the Europa, I saw something about Rangers getting allocated 9,500 tickets for a 43,000 seater stadium. Some of them are restricted viewing as well. All of the stadiums in Europe and you're holding a final in a stadium with restricted views. I don't think you'll ever cover demand effectively for a cup final, but the allocations always consistently take the piss and worsen the touting as well. Is that next to the laboratoire? He is looking for a bar with staff who have gros seins.

Still got a long way to go to match Pegguy's games to trophy ratio though. Fuck them, especially the Tory ones, disgrace to boo it, but fine for Johnson to lie to her? Two faced, fucking pricks. Nowhere near the same reaction to Chelsea fans booing a minutes silence for the 97 though. I know when I am looking for role models, I almost exclusively look for people who harbour sex pests, centuries of inbreeding and turning a blind eye to your son having an affair after you force him to marry someone else. That's not even taking into account the stealing of land and everything else the cunts have been responsible for over the centuries.

He's just a poor mans Erik Meijer.

Zeljko Buvac over here.