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The club will probably sign him based on the £ per letter value on the back of shirts alone. Seems more sound than some of the logic they seem to be using nowadays, mind.

If we signed him, it would solve the age-old debate that rages in this thread. I have complete faith that we could make him as advertised in the thread title, and leave everyone in no doubt, regardless of how he is now.

Brendan Rogers is our manager, Brendan Rogers is a red. If some got their wishes, though, They'd have his fucking head.

For clarity, I live in semi-rural Ireland. The grass normally takes me 40 mins, front and back. I now, for the first time, feel guilt about this, Cos of you concrete hugging fucks. It shouldn't be this way. Disabled or not.

Fuck off. You interested?

All mere faffing. Once the enquiring starts though, then we mean business.

Superb pic, made even better when you know it's a pic of the pig in the back of a cop car after being arrested. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/arrested-pig-smiles-camera-after-5800431 *apologies if this was common knowledge.

Combination of very long grass, and a really shit lawnmower. I've long dreamt of upgrading to a set of hair-clippers and an extension cord.

Causes the biggest scramble amongst the twitter account of Paddy Power, those YNFA cunts, and the Mirror headline writers, seen since the signing off of the Titanic sailing as 'uneventful'.

Have our owners thought about the extra finance involved in clothing the bottom half of his replacement? Fuck sake.

Having a midway beer, during a two hour grass cutting. It's been bothering me for weeks due to the mower breaking down. It seems a joy now.

I think I'm right in saying I remember an article in the Offal mag from Rush comparing Vorinin to Kenny in the way he played. Really.

I'm married, so it's quite familiar.

Holt. There was video evidence on youtube too, Fletcher, Ferdinand and Rooney if memory serves, but it 'went away' pretty swiftly too. It's never their fault though.

As someone else said; I wish next season was over already.

In fairness, it's a shitty mobile clip leaked from someones phone (who's obviously close to them). None of them would've intended for that to get out. I'd imagine they are not amused at whoever leaked it. Rightly so, imo. It was just some lads acting like tits, on the piss, at an end of season do. Let's say it was Ayre filming it and leaked it, though, just for the fume.

In light of all the recent Fifa shenanigans today, I assumed the title was Ayre was on his way to Madrid with some nifty, Argos finest to sway him.

It's like that man has got another set of balls swhishing about above his knob.

The real question is; how long can we carry another thread about Rogers?

You know what sticks out for all the wrong reasons from your post? Mike Ashley gave a very rare interview on Sky before the Toon game today. He came across with all the charm you'd expect Savile to have, handing a backstage pass for Totp to a teenager, but the line 'stable financial footing' came up more than once as his defence. Worrying.

I'd imagine you're toasting it quite heartily yourself.

I thought we were outstanding at the win the possession match.

Same. Think I'll toast it with a nice bottle of bleach.