chauncey
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Look at his performance today, with all the shit surrounding his future: total pro. If we don't get top dollar for him then heads will roll.
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"These balls literally explode off your feet." Welcome back Jamie.
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No wonder Mascherano's fed up of living in Liverpool; dude looks like he's been kipping on the steps of St. John's.
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Yeah, I don't think Cole can have any complaints about that red. What the fuck was he thinking? Hopefully we can cling on for a point. New era indeed...
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Why, is van Persie out?
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Neg this man for pretending to be drunk on the internet You need a license for that shit these days.
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Hoping for a win, expecting a draw but wouldn't be surprised if we got raped.
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The popularity of this show is proof that Peep Show is a modern classic (The Inbetweeners apes Peep Show only it doubles the characters and subtracts the POV gimmick). The Inbetweeners is alright but it's nowhere near as ZOMG HILARIOUS as everyone makes out, plus it has given rise to shite like:
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Royalist or not, I think most would agree we've dodged a bullet here. If O'Neill had quit at the end of the season he'd have made a bee-line for us without question. Too litigious and too autistic for my likings and I think his career will decline and probably plateau in Scotland.
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District 9: how the holy hell was this nominated for 4 (FOUR!! FUCKING FOUR!!) Oscars, including Best Picture and Best Writing? It's a mess. Sure, I get the allegorical dimensions "racism is bad etc." but that's hardly mindblowing stuff. The acting is terrible, there are plotholes you could fly a spaceship through and the switch from spoof fly-on-the-wall documentary to straight out sci-fi movie is made with all the subtlety of a horny South African AIDS beast. The effects are impressive for a B-movie but I was expecting a lot more from this overrated trash. Have a word with yourself. Majorly regret not catching it at the pictures because it's a stunning film to look at and the greatest western since Unforgiven.
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No, not fair play. If this double-barrelled bitch spent more time searching for jobs than Googling her name, she might reach a position where she can quit whining. These cunts' sense of entitlement is staggering.
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First - Radiohead; Victoria Park, Warrington; Oct 2000. My fourteenth birthday, sagged off school to go into town and buy Kid A which was released that day, listening to it on the bus home and getting hyped for a gig which didn't disappoint. Totally unforgettable. Get home and Radio 1 are playing tracks from it - listened to Permanent Daylight and had an amazing wank. Best - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Worst - The La's; Ritz, Manchester; June 2005. Was stupidly excited about seeing them and in hindsight my expectations were unrealistic but, Jesus Christ, I didn't expect Mavers to be doing a turn as Norman Bates' mother. The only thing which rescued it was travelling over there with The Maybes and getting blitzed lerd. Fuck me that was five years ago.
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YES YES YES! I've been saying this to anyone who will listen for ages (which is probably why I'm literally invisible to them these days). This is the most over-used word of recent times, hands down... the mot du jour, if you will. Being a sad bastard I've ruminated on this matter for some time and come to the conclusion that its frequency of (mis)use - often multiple times in the same sentence - means it has crossed over from word to 'filler': e.g. 'erm', 'like', 'um' etc. utterances people use in spontaneous speech to play for time and to think about what they will say next. Thick people, generally. So yeah, it's basically become the pretentious person's 'like'.
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New Arcade Fire album is definitely a grower: better than Neon Bible but nowhere near Funeral (few records are). Very 80s sounding, mind. Same here, though I'm actually more concerned by the fact he rates Editors.
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And to think, people still question my negroscepticism.
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NOT Buffalo. I repeat: *not* Buffalo. I've had two of the bastards die on me in the space of 12 months.
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I won a young girl's heart lastnight... that's the last time I enter a raffle at Alder Hey.
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Brass Eye The Thick of It Peep Show
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But the intention was there, wasn't it? You total fucking choad.
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Page one you've got people slamming the OP whilst at the same time admitting they didn't even bother to read it! Brilliant.
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Wallasey? the Police? Feminine legs? No, it would just be downright cruel to slate the tat.
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[YOUTUBE]cFoEN9_SNko[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]Y5WLcJ40LzQ[/YOUTUBE] I do still like The Coral but, on the basis of this last album, think Skelly's run out of ideas.