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Justin Lee Collins slaps women on the fanny
chauncey replied to chauncey's topic in GF - General Forum
“You fucked up at the pub, when you’re fucking with me you look at the fucking ground, you look at a tree, you look at a bench, you look at any fucking inanimate object, you do not look at any other human being you slag, do you understand?” Good times. -
Anyone else been following this? Now, I enjoy a spot of controlling behaviour as much as the next man but bringing the "blacks and fucking chinks" into it was all rather unnecessary. Long but well worth a read: Justin Lee Collins hit girlfriend, spat in her face and made her recount every sexual experience she had ever had, court hears - Mirror Online Would.
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If their feet touch the floor when they're taking a piss then you're good to go dennis. Careful though, you don't wanna end up conkers deep in a long-legged 11 year old. Bad times, as Justin Lee Collins is probably saying right now.
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You don't scare me, you big galoot.
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A couple of years back there was a fantastic BBC Four documentary about Jake made by - of all people - Victor Lewis Smith. Well worth checking out.
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She's not even that nice. If I was going to throw my life away for a bit of underage sex then the Lolita would at least have a decent set of tits on her. At my school a CDT teacher got sacked for being suggestive to a sixteen year old sixth form girl. He stayed behind to help with something in the workshop and said - and I quote - "If I wasn't your teacher, we'd be romping like rabbits...". She grassed him up. Dude was ex-RAF and looked like the Sherminator from American Pie. Thanks for listening.
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Anyone know the best (and speediest) place get it? PM if necessary. kthxbai
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Favourite Woolnough moments? I used to love how he'd struggle to recall even the most rudimentary football facts when round the Bastards' Breakfast Table until the gallery had to feed him the correct name/stat/day-of-week via his earpiece. The floundering fuck. Magnificent chin, mind (even better in Glorious HD) and the rightful heir to Jimmy Hill's concave profile. They even had to extend the show to fit it all in! Was only aware of him through the Sunday Supplement and reports I've read today have described him as "larger than life" and "a huge character", which of course is obitspeak for "colossal cunt". Still, at least they're at peace now - Wooly and Fearless - down there in football journo heaven. Save a spec for Basco will you, lads. RIP YNWA, no age, sad loss etc.
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Police are harder to kill - think porcupine with a power complex.
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Was it chin cancer?
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Yeah, this story is still being covered extensively by practically everyone, and rightly so. What a strange thread.
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Fuck yeah. The matter-of-fact accounts of abuse from the family members were chilling. Another depressing doc is Dreams of a Life - a woman's remains were found in her London flat three years after her (unexplained) death. The film attempts to trace how/why a person can die and nobody give a shit. Of all the documentaries I've been watching lately, this one disturbed me most.
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Fair shout, but Paul Allen (Jared Leto) destroys Baleman in the wig stakes.
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Yeah, you can use an IRC chat client to 'acquire' ebooks. Will post up a quick guide in a bit.
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http://www.myanonamouse.net/ It's a private torrent tracker; PM me if you want an invite. Pirateparty and warezbb are half-decent if you're not keen on torrenting. Are you familiar with IRC?
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Like Fanchester says it can be done but is fiddly as fuck. What broadcast are you after?
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It's pretty clear yer man was whacked by the Jews.
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So we can expect Samed Yesil and Michael Ngoo to start roasting slags in the Jury's, while Suso looks on doing voyeurism? Excited.
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RAWK is completely and utterly fucking mental
chauncey replied to Antynwa's topic in FF - Football Forum
This appears to be his 'coming out' thread. -
You keep on smoking the good shit, MegadriveMan.
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The Raid Subtitled Indonesian martial arts films couldn't be further from my thing but this came highly recommended as pure entertainment and certainly didn't disappoint. It's obviously violent, though never (comically) graphic. 8.5/10
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Which one... :whistle:
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Quoted for truth lol. There are people crying about us not signing Clint Dempsey when there are still some gilded turds to be flushed. If anything, the apparent inability (unwillingness?) to bring in a goalscorer should at least earn Rodgers some sympathy if we're languishing come January. N.B. Use of "should" in the conditional.