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Ireland play their trump cards and bring on Aidan McGeady and Wes Hoolahan. Backs to the wall time for the bacon lads then.

Loving how most of the crowd at wembley tonight are there to watch England get mugged off and cheer every time it happens.

Ouch

Do away goals count double

Sutherland Naymar Irving Naymar Skye Naymar Which one is it?

Clive Tyldsley can't count to three, its official. The fuckin joey.

Theres is tonnes of experience there

Show me the ball!

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True. Though sadly his full initial is ABdPJ. If ever there was an 'immigrant' riddled lineage, its this fuckers. Turkish, English, German, French with a joint UK and USA passport. He would do well to remember his roots and offer respect and consideration to all.

Aah fuck. Unlucky there.

I think the state of the pitch has helped them a bit.

Can't fault NI's effort here and they've had a few half decent opportunities as well.

Sienna Miller looks rough these days

Isn't she just and I agree totally in the ideal body bit. Had a soft or hard spot which ever way you call it for her for a year or two now. The saying about the mid-wife would have to drag me off her, is so apt for this specimen of womanhood.

I wait with bated breath. Won't be as good as your locally sourced ingredients, breakfast, but the similar Arabic breakfasts that Bakchich serve on Bold St are a thing of beauty and taste just as good as they look.

Saw some fella yesterday with his leaf not pointing at 11, fucking disgrace if am honest. Have people no shame.

And you were doing so well up to this point

His granddad bombed Stan Boardman's nan's chippy in. That may be a metaphor, I'm not sure, but until he apologises to the entire population of Liverpool and specifically Stan Boardman, he'll never truly be accepted. One other issue I have, when we had Houllier there was a marked increase in town, of French themed restaurants, we got benitez and it all went Tapas and San Miguel, so where are the rustic German and ham knuckle bars and the like, I ask myself. Not that I'd go, but where are they?

She is tremendous. Boss find that Crouchie.

Valium and the something or other about planets Shite. Avoid it at all costs. Having said that, the G/Kids enjoyed it though. Think it was because it was shiney and bright, had semi human aliens and a cute little dragon thing. Still shite though. 2/10

54% of people who have the snip see a 17.5% reduction in erectile length and 62% have a reduction in virility urges, Bar that, you'll be fine. The other 46% go gay Figures gathered by the pub rumour society