Jim MM

I feel much better now after that.

I'm going to set up a little stall selling salt and pepper mills with his face on them before the derby. I'm going to call them 'Mersey Mill Ian Ayres'

Open the pod bay doors please Hull.

Abbreviations.

Well? Credit where it's due, like.

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Hull. Oh, is it me you're looking for?

Much better full back than Prince ever was. I'm old school that way, I like defenders who can defend and not be dead.

. u ok hun? x

Stop it. There will be pretty firm and unequivocal statements from Gerrard and Klopp in the next few days putting this notion in the wheelie bin of daft sentimental football decisions where Fowler's return should have gone.

January 2017 transfer window can go in summer.

Gerrard can go in summer.

I'm sure I saw it somewhere between first team to have numbers on their shirts and first team to have undersoil heating.

Yer ma.

Repped and I'd happily sit in the pub with you all night talking about how much I love Ringo. The man is ridiculously underrated as a musician.

Well don't give him celery anyway, not unless you really want a night off from your bird.

In all fairness, that's a great result for anyone v Man City. Pep me bollocks. Sheik Meshite. Hammered by Everton. Everton! Hammered by fucking Everton. Without James Rodriguez even. Ha ha. 4-0 versus fucking Everton. Well in Everton. Respect.

That is a strong contender for Greatest Album Cover Ever...

The general consensus seems to be that City's only hope here is that LFC shit the bed and throw it away, as if they don't have enough quality to beat us on their own steam if they're properly up for it. I don't see why City are being written off by all the experts and it's making me nervous. I think we're going to get mugged. Yeah, great career move right in the middle of his Christmas leave.

Hope we get Pete.

Fuck sake, third. Third time. Fuck it. Fuck Uber.

Fuck sake, third. Third time. Fuck it. Fuck Uber.

Oh hang on, just read that again ~ fourth time. Still something off with the maths though.

How many times have you used this service? The reason I'm asking is because I can't work out how you went from 100% to 72% rating overnight unless your driver went to the trouble of getting all his mates to help him give you loads of bad ratings.

Bitterly disappointed about Kanon Eller getting cancelled like that though.