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  1. Jennings
    Good game. Level 15 or so.
  2. Jennings
    Chrome seems ok
  3. Jennings
    A jack-cocker? Cant really see him...any more piccies mate?
  4. Jennings
    Sally Berkow is hot. ...but she walks a bit like a bloke.
  5. Jennings
    I'll be going the game with Big Vern. Say hello to me or sing me a song.
  6. Jennings
    Doc: I weeel 'ave to wait until your erection has subside.
  7. Jennings
    It is important that the vertical balance is also correct - i.e. the balance between attack minded and defensive minded players...and I think that looks good in your team too.
  8. Jennings
    Don Sleet
  9. Jennings
    I joined Twitter about a year ago. I made a tweet about clearing out my garage. Since then nothing interesting as happened in my life worth tweeting about. The garage has also got quite messy in the meantime.
  10. Jennings
    Whatever happens....there is no need for a goodbye post.
  11. Jennings
    I have always been Jennings on here. I do play a lot of Counterstrike. Originally I played under the name of "Capt. Bligh", but I had to change it. The nod towards a historical legend was lost on the knobheads that play CSS. They just couldn't understand how someone so shit at Counterstrike could rise to the rank of Captain. So I changed it to Jennings. I know its nothing to do with the original post...but its a fucking hilarious story I am sure you will agree.
  12. Jennings
    I know. I couldn't believe that either. And then finding out that Paulie was your bro to boot - but I won't hold that against you.
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  14. Jennings
    Congrats Melchie.
  15. Jennings
    You dirty disrespectful letch. Repped.
  16. Jennings
    "I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle." Bloke in LFC top: Sheesh...the fella behind me thinks he could do better. KD: Who's shit on the floor. SC: Carroll. But he's good in the air.
  17. Jennings
    One outlandish but possible explanation is : Pregnant woman forgets telling some people something. She may be hot but her grammar and spelling are atrocious.
  18. Jennings
    I met Dave Usher outside a sports ground. He was selling the big issue I think. Totally obsessed with his A-list status.
  19. Jennings
    Is that a true story...My finger is on the rep button. I met Johnny Ball. He used to have a kid's science show called "Think it. Do it". He would end the show each week with the catch phrase, "so the next time you are thinking about [science topic], don't just think it - do it!" I met him on a bridge in Chester. He was looking over the edge, sightseeing. I said "So, thinking of jumping Johnny. Don't just think it - do it!" He wasn't amused but his agent/accomplice was pissing himself.
  20. Jennings
    Star Wars Galaxies was hilarious. I remember when they added the speeder bikes. It was buggy of course - such that when you cancelled your bike it didn't disappear. The cities looked like a biker convention had hit town. Thousands of bikes piled outside the buildings causing the frame rate to plummet.
  21. Jennings
    I am a happy drunk. My system slows down to the point where my mouth is faster than my brain, and then my own jokes take me by surprise. I end up laughing out loud at my own gags.
  22. Jennings
    I wanna go on a piss-up with Dr Troy.
  23. Jennings
    Great story. Weird that it was so different second time.
  24. Jennings
    Worst joke ever.
  25. Jennings
    Chameleon fail! He stands out like a standy-outy thing!
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