Mudface

Scoutmaster? Or are you with the Church?

With, or on?

Excellent.

Weak shot muthas.

It's telling that someone appears to have been sick on the plate above yours.

Yeah, they've got a 'Mail Plus' paid tier now so you pay actual cash to read the dribblings of their more insane opinion writers. Hopefully that'll start to kill off the website.

Unless it's one of the Stoke constituencies- actually living there should count heavily against a candidate.

Really hope this is the case, Curtice is usually pretty much spot on, especially with exit polls. From the Guardian's live politics blog- The original article is here- https://www.politico.eu/newsletter/london-playbook/a-cross-to-bear-this-easter/

Haha, not quite as far back, but I'm watching Waking the Dead at the moment.

Write to the Guardian, they've spent the last week moaning about the Garick club, I'm sure they'd take this up as their next crusade.

I (hope) think you're messing about, but increasing your heart rate to 140 bpm for a couple of hours a week is a good trade off for lowering it by 20 pm for the other 142 hours.

I used to do a fair amount of running, but for 4 months of the year here, the weather's so shit, it's not practical- one time I nearly fell into the road after slipping on a frozen dead mouse. Not only can't people afford a home gym, but most people don't have the room for one. I use a cross trainer, a rowing machine, a fixed bike and half a dozen fixed weight machines. If I wanted to, there are a dozen treadmills, free weights and racks and step machines and the staff there will happily draw up a regime to follow. In addition, my sub also covers swimming, spin classes, a number of Les Mills fitness and aerobics classes and- if I can be arsed- climbing, yoga, Tai Chi, ice skating, curling, badminton, basketball and access to a sauna. At £26 a month that doesn't seem like a scam to me, considering I'd need a garage conversion and several thousand pounds worth of equipment to replicate it without the social aspects.

She's too busy trapped in my dreams.

This is what syphilis looks like if you let it go untreated.

How much money did you waste on it?

Thursday. My missus is practicing teaching a new Les Mills cycling class today, I was supposed to go to it, but I'm far too hungover.

I know- Red Phoenix's real name.

Bwahahahaha. The Premier League right now-

Oh, and you can't start a new game- your progress is saved on Capcom's servers.

Nice, reminds me of one of Trent's goals.

It's getting hammered on Steam- poorly optimised, that Denuvo DRM shit raising its ugly head again, and micro-transactions in a single player game. Fuck that. https://store.steampowered.com/app/2054970/Dragons_Dogma_2/

He's the sort of crooked fantasist loon that should have been caught by McCarthy in the '50s, rather than the people who actually were. It's completely bizarre. The US Culture War is going to fuck us all.

Gnasher's quoting bookies' odds in a political discussion. Jesus.

Yep, it's a soft lead as it is- we've seen these Labour leads vanish before when it comes to actual elections, never mind with nearly a fifth undecided. I don't like what Starmer's doing and think it's self-defeating, but I can see why. Yet again, it's hold your nose and vote Labour it seems, then just hope to fuck they don't squander a government or two and let these thieves back in.