Dr Nowt

This thread would take a seriously excellent Twin Peaks turn now if the person who PM'd Numero was RP.

Surely he was simply loitering in a bored or listless manner, using the definition I have just recalled from my own private head database.

Probably with Climax is he's a hothead. Always shooting his mouth off.

"I'm trying, I'm trying."

Unless her famous razor-sharp wit really had eroded over the years, there certainly seemed no attempt to be amusing in what I watched.

They're going to do a 3-legged flounce all the way to the horizon. Could bring a tear to a glass eye.

I'd feel much the same about McIntyre, Whitehall, et al.

Ha! Exactly what I thought of. Loathsome as Campbell is, that clip speaks volumes for what a cuntish editorial policy Sky have and how perfectly Boulton fits it to have come off so unsympathetically compared to him.

He's tubbed that Charlotte off Sky Sports News as well. Terrible business.

Lock up your trophies, Europe.

Thank fuck Champions League Kabbadi's back at last. Been like torture waiting for it.

Rakish angle, as well.

His act is exceptional isn't it. Layers upon layers. I wince when I see the likes of Jack Whitehall and Micky Flanagan described as comedians I must say, let alone ones at the top of the heap. Someone's fresh out of drama class teenage nephew who's desperate for attention, and the next door neighbour telling a mediocre story when he's pissed at your summer barbeque. Makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.

Sadowitz for me. Painfully funny, should only be seen in small doses and only can be; avoiding the dreaded saturation the vast majority of pretenders, imitators and shirt-tail clingers end up subjecting everyone to. "How do you crucify a spastic? On a swastika." Stanhope and Lee are absolutely tremendous live as well, but Jerry will always take the prize.

#WeVetoTheGame

I'm love an amalgamation of the two. Dr Who The Fuck Do You Think You're Speaking To?

Johnson should move there next. A marriage made in heaven.

The Complete Works of Samuel Allardici, unabridged.

Its a shame she didn't record a series of covers of famous, hate-filled and bigoted speeches from the past in that case. 'Joan Rivers of Blood' just sells itself.

Nil Satis Ostrov Nisi Optimum

This is a local club for local people. There's nothing for us there.

She's a keeper that one. A bee keeper.