SammyAftershave

Is it 'Bollocky-Bill the Sailor'?

Rentboy. Surely, just pick it up as you along.

Ginny, how do you get two lookalike pics and post them as in the 'before/after' format as you have done above? I've tried but can't achieve it. Your help would be appreciated.

However much of a freak he might be, his performance in 'The Wrestler' is truly incredible. I'm 'repping' myself for that statement and sticking by it. If I could bum myself over it, I would. (honest)

My mate heard his mate, in turn, say to his Dad as he was getting into a cab "See you later Son"....I mean, to his own Dad??? They're from a place near Pompey.

I once 'unknowingly' had Nitrous Oxide forced upon me by a group of determined Midwives/Nurses while witnessing the 'difficult' birth of my daughter. Oh, how I laughed! Sadly, I have no such excuses for the rest of your list.

If his was the last hole on earth, I wouldn't talk to it, bum it or even set fire to it. I'd make it my mission to make sure it was placed in a discreet location, under a bush, with the least chance of anybody finding it. Total and utter cunt.

So, back to work everyone, everything is okay once again. I'll sleep well tonight. As bad as Hamas may be, is there a bigger gang of pocketlessly funded, war-mongering, (let's all turn a blind eye) Brooklyn-based cunts on this earth (including Brooklyn)?

I just looked in my local telephone directory and was disappointed to find a lack of 'Hitler's' in it. Bummer!

No disrespect to our brave lads and lasses on the front line was meant. I'll try to rephrase my previous statement: A role might be found for this twat tongue-testing the potency of potential IED's.

Was he the fat cunt who's family couldn't get up the stairs?

Perhaps an extended stint on the front line in Afghanistan/Iraq/wherever for the next 22 years for this 'soldier' might be fitting. I'm sure the Taliban/Al Quida/Penge Bingo and River Widening Society, would shit themselves faced with such a mighty foe. A slightly lesser sentence for the parents (if you can call them that).

I had a rather lively threesome with with both Willy and Toto in the reeds of Hightown beach just last weekend. Oh how we laughed as we chased our ill-fitting syrups along the windswept sands. Roger Moore looked on in horror from the safety of his spaz-mobile. Wanker!

A pal of mine from Norris Green used to go on on benders with Patrick McGoohan in Santa Monica in the early 80's but turned out too be to dangerous for 'Danger Man' to handle. RIP to both aforementioned Gents.

Elton, you're tight!

I could have sworn I saw a faded 'Sarsons' tattoo on the side of Taggarts nose. Perhaps it's the source?

Ha, ha. I just heard that on the radio. Should be interesting but a very early night if Barrera actually hits him. If there was ever a case for double glazing, then Khan's chin is it. Marco Antonio must be running out of time/offers. A true warrior.

Gizza wank fatty.

I always felt that his preponderance for wearing garden welly's limited his potential for reaching his goal as the world's best 'volleyer' of a ball. Erm....

Okay, hit me with a big hairy stick, but his goal aside tonight, I was not, and have not been impressed with the contributions of Ballack in his time here and I fail to see what (in spite of his reputed Galactico wages) he has 'added' to the 'Premiership'. I would add to this list of my 'perceived' abject failure's Shevchenko, the 'double failure' that was Veron and the (cheating, diving, spitting, greasy cunt) that is Deco. He appears not have the requisite spunk that one needs to shine in the Premier league. Any thoughts on future incomers and the money and their agents demand? 3 questions: Should we sign David Becham (and his Bint)? Was Thomas Brolin prematurely excluded from our game? Should we put a late bid in for Kaka?

Wrong hole. Peace!

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - More for the ladies enjoyment perhaps? So long it seemed like an ordeal and was not for me. 5/10

Slumdog Millionaire - Highly enjoyable romp with some good performances. Put me in mind of 'City of God' in the first half hour or so. Well screwed together. 8/10

I'm loving that (as in McDonalds or even worse Mackey D's) A country mile (what the fuck is one?)

Brilliant. I'm touched. Seen any good films lately?