Reds4Life

Just beat me to it Sputnik!

Sevilla third kits with unpicked NB logos must be doing a roaring trade on County Road this week

I think Steve Clarke is someone who was severely underrated for the role he played at this club. He thought he could be a manager in his own right and fair play to him he had a crack. But as a defensive coach for us I believe he was one of the best we had in the kit bag. Losing him when Rodgers came in was a massive blow. I think if he had stayed we would have got a lot more out of the "group" defensively instead of the ode to Chaplin we saw week in, week out. It was this defensive frailty, general lack of knowledge and naivety in this area strategically and personnel wise which cost Rodgers. Any top manager starts from the very back. Not rocket science. Stop the goals. At least you get a point for 0-0. Clarke knew this but couldn't construct an attack. Rodgers could attack but couldn't organise a defence. Tale of two assistant managers. Rodgers displayed all the attributes of the Peter principle with his treatment of Pascoe and Marsh. He insulated himself with people who were no threat to his position and expendable to him. Unprofessional and not manager worthy and not the Liverpool way dare I say it. The bootroom fucking each other over? Nah...

Fixed it, for you. You are, welcome.

Nil Stadia Nisi Octagon

Oh that's a she. Thought it looked like the lovechild of that lad who sang Mustang Sally. Looks like she's been chasing a few parked cars.

And a DVD deal.

Fairy tale seasons.. 1995 Blackburn - We beat the Champions-elect at Anfield after being wound up all week by Alex Ferguson for laying down to stop Man United winning it. They draw, we win, they lose, we laugh and party with Blackburn fans. Never forget seeing Kenny rush out of their dugout. As Blackburn are going around Anfield, we are all clapping and cheering... They get to the Kop who start singing "We beat the Champions" and "Are you watching Manchester?" 2014 - We go on a fucking blitz and get within a fucking bees dick of the title. Everton lay down at home for Man City to help them win it instead. Supporters, former players and managers take great delight in wearing t-shirts proudly stating "It's the taking part which counts." Which funnily enough is more of a reminder to themselves after not winning anything since... 1995. 2016 - Everton play new Champions Leicester City. Their fans sell their tickets, sorry tout their tickets at the ground. We sell out at the game.

He fucking meant it. You can see him checking Sturridge's position before he receives the ball. He might be looking like he is going to shoot by going into the action but his intent the entire time was to play in Sturridge. Then his Barnes-like run and cut back for the third was brilliant to watch. The biggest difference I notice about this team at the moment is bodies in the box going forward. Three or four players in the box minimum at all times as opposed to the one out shite obvious, predictable, easily countered. Guys hurtling into balls fizzing across the six yard box has always had a fair element of success. But just more opportunities to score. Great team morale at the moment. This is what a Klopp motivated can do. Add some quality in key areas and we could be challenging.

Where is the late two goals from Villareal and then an injury time winner from us which ages us another 10 years? Fuck this.

GGGGOOOOLLLLLAAAAZZZZZZOOOOOO!!! GOL, GOL, GOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL!!! GGGGGGOOOOLLLLLL THE LIVERPOOL!!

Looks like he is wondering if anyone has noticed him following through on a wee fart and shitting his kecks

Was going to say Michael Laudrup as well. Was only thinking about the team we had that couldn't play in Europe in the late 80's. Would have arguably won two more European Cups I think that side with the addition of Laudrup. Paul Gascoigne as well for me. Wasted talent. Cantona to the Mancs from Leeds surely has to be one of the most monumental fuck ups ever.

Blam blam blud you know fam?

Yer ma blows on your Scouse

Seems being a cunt isn't just a 9-5 job for you or you are doing some serious overtime.

Yer ma?

Bill Burr Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy Dave Chappelle Jimoein George Carlin Bill Hicks Billy Birmingham - 12th man Pryor my all time favourite

Said in the voice of Morgan Freeman for me.

I coach lads between 14-16 in the NSW youth league. There are a crop of 15 year old lads playing in the Sydney FC academy at the moment that are something special. Had been thinking about approaching the club about developing a relationship, great that they are thinking this way. Some very talented kids coming through the system. We got to spend a week with the Real Madrid youth coaches last season. Amazing experience. The lads had played in an international tournament in Spain an got touched up by Espanyol 4-0 in the quarters but a couple of boys impressed so much that the Real Madrid coaches were sniffing around. When Real Madrid came here last year their youth coaches spent a week with our boys teaching us all of their training programmes etc. Three clear programmes implemented through each season. Very fucking impressive

Surely this is another great example of why we need to bring back thread tags??!!

The bone, the white, the off-white, the ivory or the beige love? How about all of them.. together.. in one outit. Add a bit of red and blue on this fucking naff tie and there you go, you look like a total meff. Ritchie will be surely asking questions in the pavilion in the sky with that rig for copyright infringement?

See below for edited version.. Sorry double post

It was truly an honour and a pleasure. The story you told Cev and I how it came to be that you became a Red said everything about the relationship we all have and share. You enrichened my life in many ways as I am sure you have with others. Intellectual wit is sorely missed. Keep biting those tiles Comrade.