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  1. I thought this thread was about George Bush. * gets his coat *
  2. It wasn't a night, but the derby March 1993. My first and only derby match. Rosenthal last minute, see ya later ! Was standing in the middle of the Kop and ended up down the front after the goal. Had to find my way back to my sister ( a blue ), her face was a picture ! 15 years ago, bloody hell..
  3. I love this Jose - He is only fantastic ! The real one can go and fornicate himself.
  4. With our attack next season ? Who cares. Defence ? It's in da garden.
  5. My thoughts go out to Wes and any family that has lost a loved one at this, or any other time. This is a football forum I know, but I feel some people have gone over the top with their comments here. It is not a weakness to express humility in any form, wherever, whenever. The dark side I sense in some people here...
  6. As Scousejim said, the chavs would love it. £16m for a coke head footballer that they bombed out of their classless club without a seconds thought ? I wouldn't have him selling burgers outside Anfield. Waster. Maybe the transfer paranoia in the Premier League is due to the huge amounts of money involved in staying in the league...
  7. Catch the ball and run with it ? Some bugger did that in 1823 and consequently invented a crap sport, and he was from Salford. Probably received a good thrashing for his troubles though. Quite rightly so IMO.
  8. That's class Redbrian, get repped :thumbup: On a disappointing note, there's a tag on this thread which I hope the person who put it up will remove themselves. Not funny mate. :notamused:
  9. That was in the World Cup final as well. Dirty fecker. :telloff: Something shifty about the guy too..
  10. Yawn.... Hit your mate with this great quote from The Idler magazine Crap Towns books. Went something like this.. Manchester reviwed by a Mancunian. " Don't bother visiting Manchester. Simply empty the contents of a refuse bin into your shower. Switch shower to cold, step inside and switch on shower. " Loved that ! Personally find the " my city's better than your city " a tad childish to be honest mate. Sleep with his sister for some class revenge as well.. :yes:
  11. I agree Master Stouffer. Although to be fair, Millwall can go and fornicate themselves.
  12. Jose Jones is that you ? Matron ! :smile:
  13. Point taken rb14. I remember our club shop at that time, one small narrow room with one counter. The Mancs had a superstore at this point in time. The Goodison one was like Royston Vasey though. " The precious bitter things ! " :biggrin:
  14. Ifitwasn'tforthatredwithhissnottyjibesaboutourclubshop ! " The People and their club " deserve a kick up the arse for supporting a crap team. Like the one Father Ted gave to Bishop Brennan. Except harder.
  15. Repped for the Dr.Evil laugh ! So typical of our neighbours though. Red faces at Everton ? :smile: I know this is a while ago now, but I went to the Goodison shop to get my sister a couple of bits and bobs ( don't ask ). 1994 ? I walked in and it was like a garden shed, with the guy behind the counter giving me daggers because of my Liverpool shirt. There was a Calor Gas heater in the corner. I swear, I kid you not..
  16. Meh.. It's not like it's one of our current players stating publicly that they want to play for the mancs. Is Heinze still at Madrid :angel: ? I thought Rafa and Paco fell out over cooking paella anyway ? " Too much rice you tosser ! Get out. "
  17. This has been very efficiently organised. ;) Great to hear stuff like this. Our lads have come from all over the place...
  18. Spot on DT. It doesn't surprise me that the " International TV Personality " can't write a book though. The Soccerettes, Skill Skool and crap jokes are still great on a Saturday morning. My favourite was always referee Gallagher. " Out here in the sunsheeeeeiiiinnnneeee ! " :smile: I am easily amused.
  19. Referees on Hoverboards ? :smile: Seriously, the MLS presently cannot attract top world footballers at the peak of their careers because the standard of the league is not good enough. The challenge of competing against the most difficult opposition is still how a professional athlete measures how good they are and how they can improve. At the moment, this means competing in the European leagues and the Champions League. IMO for the MLS to attract top young players and raise the level of the league, they would need to create a massive fanbase for their team franchises. This would enable them to generate the big tv revenue to pay for it. The US of A and Canada have huge established sports already with the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL. Also, " soccer " is viewed as a child's / ladies game in North America. Ironic seeing as how their favourite sports seemed to be based on the games we all played in the playground as snotty 10 yr olds...
  20. My apologies for using a reported incident from a s** source. Just noticed that, wont happen again.
  21. What's wrong with Geoff Shreeves ? Remember this encounter with Taggart ? Fergie's rant Legendary stuff from the affable pitchside reporter...
  22. joeyk

    Motty

    :D Repped. Even though I nearly choked on my bacon buttie laughing..
  23. :D Nice one Johnny ! Maybe a piano hanging by a thread over the podium ? :thumbsup:
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