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I've said it before and I will say it again, there are some real dickheads on these forums but thankfully they are in the minority. I wanted a funny, witty response to an email from a mate and I got that. Some of you obviously take football a bit too seriously and some of you think being a Liverpool fan means not being able to talk to Man Utd fans; to you I say grow up and don't respond to posts if they offend your fragile sense of pride in a club that you think belongs to you, It doesn't, it belongs to all of us, so don't post ridiculous comments like "Why post this, seriously?" or tag this thread with pathetic tags like 'rguv is 2 dumb 2 reply' (and using stupid text shorthand doesn't make you cool, it makes you look as if you didn't finish school). And as for the repugnant tag that has been mentioned, I am ashamed to read a forum that has such vile and ignorant posters, even if they are, hopefully, the vast minority. Thank you to those who responded with a normal, civilised response to an innocent question. To those who felt the need to be childish and/or offensive, I pity you.

That sounds about right

Tough guy on the end of a fucking keyboard are we? Twat.

I can understand that but I want to let him know that his team and city are shite and like I said, it's all a bit of a laugh.

A mate of mine has forwarded something to me on facebook and I was hoping to get some help for a reply. He sent me this, but I want you all to know that he forwarded it and is too lazy to edit it and doesn't for one minute believe any of the more sensitive points. It's just a bit of fun and I would like to reply to him and shut him up. He sent me Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who fuck off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular fucked-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

Don't mate me. Just get back on your pedestal and resume your place as world's number one Liverpool fan. I didn't quote anyone, football 365 quoted them. Honestly I am really bored of this now, can we just end this thread and say that you are all right and are the greatest fans ever in the history of the world. I, by contrast am wrong and am not a Liverpool fan really, Im just pretending so I can fit in with all you cool Kids. Let this be an end to it now.

Here here. Listen, I'm a Liverpool fan, not as hardcore as any of you lot obviously but I understand the Sun situation. What started out as me posting something for us all to have a laugh at Man United has turned into some of you attacking me, fair enough if that is what makes you feel important. I notice that the first few posters took it in the spirit it was intended and didn't analyse it to death. For the record I actually saw it on MSN, which in turn took it from Football 365 which took a quote, quite an integral quote, from the Sun, I didn't consciously post it with full awareness of the source of a single quote. If you think that your all number one Liverpool fans and that I'm not worthy to post on here that's your opinion, as for me I probably wont be posting for a while as anything you say seems to have to go through an acceptance filter and to be honest I'm too busy to waste my time posting things for the benefit of others if this is the response you get, I will just laugh at them in private from now on. Cheers lads and keep up the good work.

it was taken from football 365, the website not that paper. And if reading a 3rd hand quote offends you, dont read it. And not patronise me by asking if you need to explain why, dickhead.

Other people are obviously interested and seeing as the website is called the Liverpool way and not The Robslappa way, I think posting it has been justified.

The Premier League has been branded a 'disgrace' for refusing to favour Manchester United when compiling the 2008/09 fixture list. The Premier League champions will have to play an away fixture on all six of the weekends that follow group matches in next season's Champions League, prompting MUTV pundit Paddy Crerand to denounce the governing body as "not giving a s**t about Manchester United". Described, somewhat generously, as a 'respected media pundit' by the newspaper, Crerand fumed to The Sun: "Every other country seems to do everything to help their teams in Europe when it comes to domestic fixtures. ''But not here - and it is a disgrace. United are representing this country abroad in the biggest club tournament in the world, yet the fixture list works against them." A League spokesman responded last night by asserting: "We have 20 members and have to be fair to all of them. We can't treat the Champions League teams differently or the teams in the UEFA Cup. Everyone has equal standing."

I was 99% sure we had never played in such a ridiculous looking thing but I had to be sure before I told this bonehead he was wrong. He is expecting it to arrive in the post from ebay and even if it does he will look a tit in a blue Liverpool shirt! Thanks for the confirmation and I am now going over to facebook to give this nutter what for.

Bloody hell, calm down mate. Here is the link although i'm not sure if it will work Login | Facebook Doesn't work, never mind

I think he's buying it off ebay. I think that settles it.

This bloke is on about the early 90's kit with the diamond type flashes - you know the one! There is a horrible pic of a blue one on facebook, i would put it on here but i dont know how to and I seem to recall links being banned.

That's what I though but I have been accused of not knowing anything about Liverpool FC when I questioned it!