Jump to content

torahboy

Registered
  • Posts

    3,448
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    1

Everything posted by torahboy

  1. Massive cunt.........absolutely fucking huge! Many of the London wide boys consider Dodgy Dave a grass: remarkably short of gaol time for the naughtiness he admits to perpetrating, which suggests some sort of dealing with the Metropolitan's finest. The gable end of his home is decorated with a mural of Sir Dodgy, astride a white horse, wearing the armour of a medieval knight. Very tasteful and understated considering the house is in an area something similar to that in which Arsenal's old stadium stood. He used to act as a 'bouncer' on The Jerry Sadowitz Show on Channel 4. On one famous occasion the show came from the Unity Theatre in Hope Place. Some little scally type got up Dodgy's nose by calling him a 'baldy cunt'. The reaction of the Cockney 'hard' man was hilarious. In an effort to remove the small Scouser, Courtney struggled to get the man, half his own size, out of his seat even though he had grabbed the lad around the neck. The two of them fell to the ground and struggled through the back of the set. Sadowitz seemed genuinely shocked by Courtney's action and a couple of the local lad's friends added to the hilarity by going to their pal's aid. The last audible words on the show were "You're out of order - you baldy cunt"! Dodgy got arrested and was laughed at by the Liverpool constabulary for a couple of hours before being cautioned then released. I have no doubt that Courtney is capable of some sort of extreme behaviour but he is about on a par with that gay Manc pikey who covinced Donal McIntyre that he was a front line villain. The real gangsters, the real villains and money movers never reveal themselves or their dealings. Courtney may be able to handle himself but.....yeh, in answer to your question, he's a cunt!
  2. torahboy

    Paki

    Harry's father should give him a right bollocking over this casual racism - and Prince Charles should say something as well.
  3. Cunt of a performance, cunt of a game, cuntish opposition, cunt of a referee, cunt of a result and a right cunt of a time watching it on Setanta listening to that cunt, Burley, the snaggle toothed cunt, talking like a cunt. If there is a God then he's a cunt too.
  4. Ross Kemp should go and get involved with the gay gangs in the Castro district of San Francisco. Permanently tooled up and hard as a Chinese crossword these mousatchioed man muggers would give Mr Kemp something to really raise his eyebrows. No twelve year olds waving Samurai souvenir swords around and talking about pissing on Afghanistan in Castro - just hairy arsed trolls with mutton daggers handing out golden showers and chanting the insistant and tremor inducing words - "Fancy a bum?"!!!! The horror.......the horror!
  5. Ferguson will be sitting on his commode at home, pummelling his big fucking head with his fists, like the Japanese camp commander in Bridge On The River Kwai when he gets outsmarted by Alec Guinness. There'll be shit, slobber and wife cracking in the Ferguson household tonight, particularly if Darren turns up with his tart. Then, tomorrow, after the incontinent Knight of Shite gets his act together, Ferguson will smile for the press and say "Aye, looks like we have him riled right and proper. Aye, so we have". But he'll be thinking 'the fat, Spanish cunt is too clever me, by jings!'. Bravo, Rafa!
  6. "What would you say to the Home Secretary?". "Who?". "The person in charge of the police". "I'd spit on her". Brilliant! I worked in a slaughterhouse in my youth and found dead pigs with more intellectual capacity than those sweat drippers. Thank Allah that these shit crusts are not entirely representative of our city's youth. Don't despair, for one day the odourous ones will just forget how to breathe.
  7. 'jabroni nOObs'?. Hardly. I just wanted to express an opinion on RAWK based on my experience with its guardians. That's all I wanted to do and that's what I did. (Reminder to self - learn more geekspeak)
  8. The RAWK moderators are fucking pompous twats. I got involved with one on a thread and just gave him the sort of verbal slapping that is an everyday occurrence on TLW. The cunt, rather than argue the point or reply in kind, just banned me. It is quite an interesting site but some of the mods seem like the gauleiters that had their egos boosted during Der Fuhrer' s little reign.
  9. 'I was a sailor first - I sailed the sea, then I got a job in a factory. Played Butlin's Camp with my friend - Rory. It was good for him - it was great for me' This is by Ringo Big Fucking Cunting Nose Starr - no doubt with fucking peace and fucking love!
  10. By 'turning Turk' I meant in the sense that he has immersed himself in the local culture and traditions. I did not mean that TE Lawrence thing of forced anal intercourse converting him to Sodomy. No, sir, I don't think Harry has taken to back door deliveries or receptions. Though I wouldn't mind trying to turn Sherry on to the idea! As for your 'fancy a bum?' query, I suggest that you approach David Moyes. I believe that was how he finished up with Fellaini....and Piennar......and Yakubu....and Saha.......and Van Der Meyde........and so many others.
  11. The point being that truth cannot be obtained while the imbalance in media presentations are skewed in favour of one side? That is exactly the point I am making in my post. No matter how our media represent their dissemination of information as equitable the paymasters, political manipulators and the vested interests who control our media will always see that it is weighted in favour of the cause they espouse - in this case the Zionists in the middle-east. If people rely solely on these media outlets to form their point of view then it follows that they are misled and, possibly, confused as to what to think. I am clear in my mind that Zionism is a major problem and will continue to be for many years to come.
  12. 'Nugget'? Look, shitsack, you fucking imbecile, I make exactly the point you so ramblingly attempt to make in your shitheaded way. If you want to start with name calling, you fucking dumb twat, I am more than willing to oblige. So start a name calling thread and I'll join you there. Fucking sweat!
  13. Fucking picture! I've just had a terrible accident with a damp towel, a door jamb and that fucking picture of Jamie-Lynn Sigler. I'll fix the door tomorrow.
  14. The article by Aaronovitch is ok in as far as David Aaronovitch views the Zionist state as pefectly within its rights to ghettoize the people of Gaza and refuse Palestinian refugees a right of return to their homeland, though any Jew anywhere in the world has the 'right' of return to the Zionist state. No matter how balanced you may think this article is it ignores the history that created parties like Hamas. If the mistakes of history are repeated, as they have been since 1947, in Palestine then there can never be peace in the middle east. Happy New Fucking Year!
  15. Let's get this Hicks thing sorted right out. Carlin precedes Hicks by a good twenty years in terms of performing. Hicks was able to do what he did because of people like George Carlin: the hip, sometimes laconic, sometimes intense style that Hicks became famous for was the style developed by Carlin years earlier. I liked Bill Hicks and it's a shame that there is nobody like him in the comedy mainstream at the moment. But he would be the first to admit that he owed something of his style and material to George Carlin. 'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat all day drinking beer". George Carlin.
  16. No! He got his inspiration from Lenny Bruce, a while before Hicks came along.
  17. A thing that struck me last night was how reserved Steve Bennett was in his reaction to being jostled and having his decision questioned by the Villa players when he gave that 'penalty'. If Javier Mascherano gets a second yellow for asking "What's happening?" how come not one of O'Neil's brood got a caution? Bennett is a twat. And these are the cunts who want 'respect'? Of course, the Sky shitehawks didn't point out this inconsistency in a referee's behaviour.
  18. George Carlin. One of the funniest men ever on stuff like capitalism and religion. I think he died earlier this year or late last year. A true original who sometimes allowed his routines turn into a rant. Check out his 'Words that can't be used on TV'.
  19. For this article to be 'intellectually' persuasive then we would have to accept that the Zionists who compiled the piece were telling the truth, the whole truth, and not merely spewing out propaganda. Now that the Zionist authorities have stated that there will be no further need for humanitarian aid to Gaza can we accept that the Gazans are being fed, watered, having their illnesses and injuries treated as well as being massacred by the careful and caring savages who are giving them 'aid'? I too am sure that some article satisfying your need for balance does exist but we in the west will be unable to read it until long after this obscene attempt at genocide has stopped. For every word of criticism we read in our press or hear on our TVs we will hear a thousand excusing and applauding the Zionist state's actions.
  20. If the end objective is the same the means are irrelevant. Genocide, ethnic cleansing, call it what you like, what is happening in Gaza is every bit as disgusting and shaming to the human race as the policies of the Nazis. Don't dress up the Zionists as the 'good guys' or the innocent party, merely reacting to an attack on their people. These people have been determined to obliterate the Palestinians of Gaza ever since they democratically elected Hamas. Let's not fuck about with niceties here - the Zionists are a bullying, murdering shower of cunts. 'Their land' is founded on terrorism. Their claim that they made the desert bloom could only be made because they fed it with Arab blood. Many Jews are horrified by what the ideal of Zionism has become. Even as far back as 1930 Gershom Scholem, a poet, wrote in his piece, 'Decline', the following verses; We were harmed by light of day, what grows has need of night. We stand in debt to powers we never thought to invite. What was within is now without, the dream twists into violence, and once again we stand outside and Zion is without form or sense. How prescient the man was. How tragic his vision has turned out to be for many, many Jews and for all Arabs.
  21. Kippers! Tasted ok, but the fucking smell! Me drum has an odour of cigars mixed with unwashed minge. That's the last time I invite my ex over for Christmas. Totally overpowered my 'Spiced Berry Room Mist'.
  22. What's all the controversy about? Oh shit - should that be 'conTROVersy' or 'controVERSY'? To hell with it, because tomorrow we all paartaay!! Or is it ..........??????
  23. Liverpool One is an excellent facility. It is wonderfully appointed and will be a great success both with locals and tourists. The Trafford Centre is part of an out-of-town trading estate. The last time I visited the Trafford Centre it smelled badly of BO or bad curry. Liverpool One is a much more salubrious experience, and because it is an open area even the Manc visitors don't stink it up.
×
×
  • Create New...