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Roy's undoubtedly a nice bloke, but when I look at his record I see something different to you. If he comes here this will be his 17th or 18th job in football. An average of around 2 years per job. There's absolutely no continuity at all. He appears to be the classic example of someone who can't cope with stress/pressure. He does well when there's no expectation. But once that expectation is there - whether it's external, or something he generates himself in his head - he walks. The few times he has stuck around, probably against his own better judgement, he crashes and burns. I might be wrong of course. He might just be the nomadic sort. Tim.

They've probably been fitted with self-destruct devices.

The challenger disaster is the one thing that sticks out for me. Had just come home from school and turned the TV on, only to see the shuttle blowing up 2 minutes after waking in the door. Still remember it all vividly.

Less than 24hrs ago Michael Jackson asked that very same question.

Watchme -Voyeuristic superheroes try and avert nuclear war.

Kingdom of Heave - Christian and Muslim armies try and overcome a nasty stomach bug during the seige of Jerusalem.

The Ninth Gat - The Devil hires a rare book dealer to make sense of an EU trade agreement. Finding Neverlan - Author struggles to overcome faulty wireless internet connection, in order to send manuscript to his publisher.

The Bourne Supremac - Secret agent tries to stop the recipe for the next great burger falling into the wrong hands.

Miser -A middle aged woman finds her favourite author in trapped in a crashed car, and decides to leave him there. The Thin - Scientists at an Antarctic research base fight off a deadly outbreak of anorexia.

West Side Stor -2 rival Manhattan gangs kick up a song and dance about the ownership of new neighbourhood coffeehouse. The Dirty Doze. -US Convicts fall asleep in a pig sty. Chitty Chitty Bang Ban -Documentary exploring the economic fallout after the IMF stop the UK government from trying to write-off it's own debt.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drago -Soviet boxing autorities turn to the art of ninjitsu in order to defeat Rocky Balboa. Black Hawk Dow -US Special forces attempt to stave off the collapse of the world banking banking system.

(1) Near Dark (2) Cronos (3) The Addiction (4) The Hunger (5) Fright Night And a special mention to Lifeforce. One of those films so bad it's actually good.

Star wars : A New Hop A courageous band of real ale drinkers seek to overthrow the tyranny of an all-powerful intergalatic brewery.

Diamonds Are Foreve - British secret agent infiltrates the Garden of Eden to stop a meglomanic snake from taking over the world. The Third Ma - Adopted novelist goes looking for his real mother in post-war Vienna. Ben-Hu - Amnesiac Jewish prince tries to remember what happened to his mother and sister.

Session 9. Audition. Suspira. And the original 'The Vanishing'. Not really a horror, more of a thriller with a disturbing ending.

In pictures: The four faces of the Bengal tiger | Environment | guardian.co.uk The guardian did a great double page spread a while back with tiger pics. The online image gallery hasn't quite got the same impact. The paper had a grid of all the images. Amazing looking animals.

The Settlers is another popular one. Homepage | Settlers | Ubisoft

Couldn't see Goldeneye anywhere. Although the link for numbers 11-20 is broken so it might be there. No Dungeon Master, Quake, No System Shock 1/2 either unless I'm blind. No Ghouls and Ghosts. No Paradroid or StarQuake. No Bugaboo. No Outrun, Gauntlet, Lords of Midnight, Way of the Exploding Fist, Bubble Bobble, Rainbow Islands, New Zealand Story or Parasol Stars. No Operation Wolf. They must be creationists on that site. History only began about 10 years ago.

Bah. Humbug to that list. The people who compiled that have never flicked through the pages of Zzap or Crash. Never waited on the next Ultimate, Imagine. English Software or US Gold release. Never flicked through the Mastertronic cassettes in the paper shop. And never played Defender or International Karate. I'm not sure what's worse; MPs thieving or Deus Ex at 45 and Half-Life at 43. And not even a mention of 'Elite' or utterly brillant 'The Sentinel'. Gaming heathens the lot of them.

It's not an easy question to answer, because Computing is such a broad subject and it can depend on what areas - if any? - you're looking to get into. Module choices - perhaps not so much in the first year - will depend on whether you fancy writing business systems, realtime systems such as avionics used in planes, network programming etc. If you haven't done any programming before, then try and get your hands on a Java for dummies type book. That's one of the simplest general purpose languages and will give you a good idea of programming concepts. I suggest visiting the OU website. Computing | Undergraduate Courses, Degrees, Diplomas, Certificates and Qualifications - Open University They list all the modules for their degrees and suggest an order in which to do them. They have module descriptions as well - so you can compare them to the Berkley courses. Modules covering the same ground will have similar names regardless of university - certainly for the first year. The OU site will also give you a good idea of the level and type of knowledge you need to be able to cope with the degree. So that might be of use to you. From a very basic programming point of view, going by those Berkley descritions, I'd start with these : CS61A -> CS61B/CS61C. You may want to have alook around these guys as well for other online Material. Free Online Course Materials | MIT OpenCourseWare Sorry for the long winded answer. Hope it's of somehelp.

Karma's a bitch.

Objection! Unless they happened to be fantising about Connie Booth instead.

That Latvian belly dancer on last nights was gorgeous. I suddenly find myself empathising with stalkers the world over. YouTube - Julia Naidenko Bellydancer Britains Got Talent Ep 7. [HIGH QUALITY]

Hazel Blears.... YouTube - Hazel Blears - Greed is good - I'm doing great job (2)

I'll move constituency and vote for you if you promise to : (a) Build An Escape From New York style island jail. (b) Publically give a random number of celebrities 20 lashes every Sunday. © Annex France.