manwiththestick

I've heard from a mate whose brother works for a company that fills the vending machines in the canteen at Newcastle and apparently Almiron has handed in a transfer request. The pieces are all falling into place

Yes, I did misread your post, sorry.

Where am I going to get my suede Travel Fox boots from now?

Just use his attempt to kick Virg's knee off as a means of measuring.

I watched it on a stream of NBC, it had John Champion, Lee Dixon and Graeme Le Saux on commentary and the chat was loud and clear, I think it was just after his shot was saved. Horrible, classless stuff.

If that was Diaz on Rodri at the other end, Oliver is giving a pen, I'm certain of that.

She's looks the type that you hide the knives from.

Wasn't it Atalanta a few years ago?

Even Nina's? That used to be booming on Friday's after work.

Just on the second episode now, there is no worse sound than scouse hip hop. Other than that pretty enjoyable so far.

Villa at home?

Just feel sick in my stomach over that. The team were brilliant but again we seem to always play these cheating bastards when we have numbers missing and they are full strength and yet again a very poor decision at a crucial moment has denied us points. It's crazy to call corruption over one bad call, foolish to do so after two but how many does it need to start to have some credence to it. Particularly when the team whose owners funded a jolly up for the referees early in the season are sitting comfortably bottom of the league for bad decisions against. Anyway, proud of the team and efforts put in today. Let's get some players back and crack on.

Like unleashing the Yakuza in midfield. Boss.

Neville Longbottom and Harry Potter?

Not sure how he's still walking after the last few weeks. He was brilliant today especially the second half of hhe first half. He needs a well earned rest.

They're all about to go and walk the dog for two hours with a podcast on and checking the score after FT.

The only good thing is we have him in reserve, if the game's tight and we're bringing him on it will be a shot in the arm.

Really, wow that's quite the admission.

Poor Things. Great film, very entertaining. Emma Stone is brilliant as Bella. 8/10. Oppenheimer. I liked it but could have trimmed maybe 20 minutes off. Great cast. 7.5/10. Ricky Stanicky. Made by one of the Farrelly brothers so you kinda know what type of humour you're going to get. A story of three lifelong friend who when younger they made up a four friend (title character) who got blamed for everything, in adult life they still use him as excuses to get out of things. When the wife of one has doubts over his existence, the three guys hire an actor to come to a large family event to pretend to be their lifelong buddy. It's okay, funny in bits and John Cena is very good as the title character. I've only really seen him before in The Peacemaker series, which is awesome, he's not the best actor in the world but he's very watchable. 6.5/10.

Weird is not liking the crust. It is unwritten family law that nobody in our house touches the crust except me. Occasionally I will treat the kids and offer them it.

Webb needs to be asked why it's okay for his PL refs to go on jollys over to Abu Dhabi, all expenses paid by invitation from City's owners. How this isn't more of thing in the news I'll never know.

Abu Dhabi's finest.

Southampton looked half decent last week also.

My fear here is that Utd are back.

You've kinda answered it yourself there. For us males it really is that simple, almost is if it's pre-prgrammed into us. Tits rule.