AngryOfTuebrook

That's what I'd do if I was on footballer money.

Was there ever any proper investigation into the procedures UEFA use for choosing a venue?

On Twitter earlier, Sue Perkins was looking for recommendations for documentaries to watch. I suggested Tunes for Tyrants - and I got a "thank you" tweet from Suzy Klein.

In a similar vein to "Evertonians laughing at Liverpool for not winning the Champions League are like a tramp laughing at you for losing your house keys", I've just seen some helmet on Twitter saying that Klopp isn't all that; I had to point out that we actually have a manager.

I'd woo her with 5 pints in the Belmont then a kebab from Pyramids. Let's see that lanky streak of piss make her a better offer.

I hope they convert him - then throw him back to his old mob.

Raheem Sterling has been criticised for getting a tattoo of a gun. He says it has a deeper meaning, as he took a vow never to touch guns after his father was shot dead. I wonder what deeper meaning there is behind Moreno's dog in boxing gloves.

No. Diving is a snide thing that Ramos does; which is where any attempt at comparisons to Souness fall apart.

I find that difficult to masterbate to.

He still hasn't properly leaned on anything since we signed him. Contrast that with Bobby Firmino, for example, who leaned like a boss.

Her mum works in our place.

Just watched Ratburger (the David Walliams thing that was on at Christmas). It's everything you'd want it to be: good dark fun for unpleasant children. And as in everything else, Sheridan Smith is excellent.

Best mnemonic ever.

And yet, historically, we've always had great keepers: Sam Hardy, Elisha Scott, Cyril Sidlow, Tommy Lawrence, Ray Clemence, Bruce Grobelaar.

Just watched it now. Excellent stuff.

Spanish opponents looking to win a European trophy for the third consecutive year. How did we not see that one coming?

I was trying to find a clip of that the other day for the "best disallowed goals" thread.

Reminds me of the time I fingered Tony's ma.

Horrible news that. Try not to overdo the not being to show how upset you are; that sort of thing will eat you up.

And most of them are too deluded by the talk of Bramley Moore Dock and too obsessed with us to even notice what they are sleepwalking into. Good.

See Souness diving in... y'know... all those games where he used to dive.

As if that snide shithouse prick is fit to lace Luis' boots. I don't recall Luis taking delight in injuring a fellow professional.

Massive crowds around Lord Street/Whitechapel bouncing "Allez Allez Allez" all over the place. Basically, loads of Reds celebrating the joy of being Reds.

And he would have been right up in his face throughout the night. And right up in the referee's face. And he would have checked that Karius's head was straight after each fuck-up. And he would have raised everyone's game after Mo went off. And he would have carried the fucking ball forward once or twice and had a shot or two. He would have been a Captain.

That's a good point that. Because of Istanbul, we forget how meh Dudek generally was. Rafa had a shit keeper as 1st choice in a CL Final; that's on the manager. Because of last night, Karius will never be regarded as anything but terrible, when the truth is he's better than most of the keepers we've had in the last 25 years. And, he still had the scope to improve. (I think that's gone now.) It seems there are a few round here who are happier saying "told you so" than they would be to see a Liverpool player play well.