Dante

The Shitcoat Redemption

The Chelsea-Barcelona semi final of the CL in 2009 I think, looked dodgy as fuck from that ref. Was funny though with Drogba's 'fucking disgrace' outburst afterwards.

It's all over Sam, all over.

First offer New offer Final offer

Theatre of Dreams? Nah Cacophony of Cunts cuntducted by cuntcoat, cunts.

We will be.

New designs of expansion are announced

*sighs* Horrifically depressing effort all round from the team to the manager. What's more dispiriting is that Leicester arrive at Anfield as favourites with Ranieri at the helm, the same Ranieri that I choked on my cornflakes whilst stifling a sarcastic laugh when I heard he'd been appointed, managing a team that cost as much as a third hand Skoda. When you glance at the league table and see that Leicester, Palace, Watford and West Ham are above us it seems surreal yet when you consider that we are stockpiled with overpaid rudderless fannies with all the heart of an iron lung then yes it's probably not so far fetched. Looking forward to Klopp's first couple of transfer windows to see what the fuck he does to change things.

Not mine but still ace. City were missing 3 things today. First was confidence, two's Kompany, three's a crowd

Any opposition fans who need help should dial nein nein nein.

Yeah, he'd have been ace at the 'pass the pound' game in the Evan's era, a true Spice Boy.

He's ace.

I was in a semi-comatose post piss-up state watching The Rugrats with my 3 and 2 year old kids. The mother-in-law rang to say what was going on, so I switched to the news and the kids went fucking ape shit at the fact that The Rugrats had been turned off. Cunts.

Much like Rodgers' management.

Let's face it, he's fucking shit. His tactics are shit His signings are shit His coaches are shit His interviews are shit His team selection is shit He's fucking fucking fucking fucking abysmally shit. He's shit.

Sounds like he's following the Andy Carroll diet.

And the 3-1 defeat at home to Crystal Palace before it? A 2-9 aggregate deficit to Stoke and Crystal Palace in the space of two games. Shameful and he should have resigned on the spot after the Stoke carnage but he sacrificed his mate instead. No faith in him at all.

Paul McGrath used discarded banana skins to build a timewarp machine and navigated through a wormhole made of upside down triangles to communicate with the King of the Potato People.

Over on Villa Talk the Fabian Delph thread has been renamed as Fibian Wealth.

Yeah, why don't you start a Redemption Forum for everyone on here in case Rodgers becomes the Anointed One.

*sighs* So in all likelihood we're going to miss out on a proven winner in Klopp and stick with this chancer. Then in October when Klopp is flying in his new job and we're floundering with a shit defence, loads of players being played out of position, hit and hope tactics, manager full of blame for everyone but himself then FSG will sack him and who the fuck will be available to fix this bucket of shit? We're like the fucking Mary Celeste, adrift, becalmed, soulless with no lifeboat. Make the right fucking decision FSG you wankers and make it now.

FSG want an obsequious yes man to tow their party line of just ticking over and attaining par each season. Someone who won't upset the apple cart, someone happy to be paid x million each season and achieve the mediocrity needed to make the American overlords enough cash to divert to their real passion, the Red Sox. We won't make a fuss, we should be grateful and kowtow to them because they did us a favour in getting rid of the previous lizard overlords, Hicks and Gillett. Of course it should be Klopp, you know the guy that's actually won something credible, they'd be stupid not to at least try to get him. But that would be going against the grain of their bizarre leadership direction of the last three years. Sheesh.