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  1. Harry Squatter
    Sorry lads, something has come up and I cant play now
  2. Harry Squatter
    Not looking good so far, anyway if it is I am available
  3. Harry Squatter
    Very true also, plus most bouncers are twats and want you to pay to get into a pub you normally walk into for free
  4. Harry Squatter
    Did you do the southport to Liverpool pub crawl?
  5. Harry Squatter
    It's shite fuck off, you must be weird if you enjoy it. :)
  6. Harry Squatter
    Who are the biggest knobheads then? Micra or BMW drivers?
  7. Harry Squatter
    Last time I went I hated it. The bands were fucking awful, shite like the Brazilian pink cloud and tons of awful Beatles cover bands. Full of annoying wooly backs and fat foghorn middle aged rough arse women. Got into an argument with 2 Scallies who wanted beak off me as they were convinced that I'd snorted a load because I had hay fever and was constantly sniffing. All the pubs are too busy because the mingebag owners never put enough staff on and the buses and trains are always rammed because no one ever puts on any extra services. Apart from that it's ok though.
  8. Harry Squatter
    It's fucking shit though
  9. Harry Squatter
    Wouldn't there be loads of people queuing up to kill him if he ever got parole? Maybe he is better off in prison.
  10. Harry Squatter
    The first time I met stu monty I booted him in the balls and drove off ina black BMW. True story.
  11. Harry Squatter
    The Expendables 2 - 6 out of 10. The final fight reminded me of the one in commando, apart from a massive pipe, a chain mail vest and a freddy mercury lookalike. Jean Claude van damme was Defo wearing some form of eyeliner as well.
  12. Harry Squatter
    I hope you are not Abdelbaset al Megrahi's doctor as he got a few things wrong as well.
  13. Harry Squatter
    Beat me to it il fenomemo!
  14. Harry Squatter
    Stop this shit mentality of busting a gut against Man Utd, city, Chelsea then putting in pathetic performances with no urgency against the likes of Wigan or QPR. Its almost like they think they can put in lazy pathetic performances just because they had a good game against one of the top teams.
  15. Harry Squatter
    Meeting some girl who I really liked 5 years too late when I was already married with children. If I had met her 5 years ago she would have been perfect for me.
  16. Harry Squatter
    Yeah, I think it does. I played for a fball team up there and they hated scousers with a passion,always saying "mind your wallets the scousers are here" and moAning that there were too many of us playing for them and that we should find our own team, fuck off back to a Liverpool league so we can rob people and start fights there instead.
  17. Harry Squatter
    People from southport hate being associated with Liverpool I worked in Cambridge with some snotty twat from there and as she was from the Liverpool office everyone would say "what's it like in Liverpool" she kept getting a cob on because she was always going out of her way to emphasise that she was from southport and not Liverpool, taking great pleasure in telling people that it was nowhere near Liverpool and that it was not as rough or common as Liverpool. I just told people that it was a place where old people go to die
  18. Harry Squatter
    We only have 485 keepers on the books as well
  19. Harry Squatter
    That's the attitude that's held us back for 20 years. Beat team in big game charging round like maniacs and bursting your lungs then lose at home to Coventry, Leicester, lose at home to fucking Barnsley in the FA Cup then beat Inter Milan the next week. Play shite defensive teams and have fuck all urgency then play Man Utd and dive into tackles, playing a high tempo and cause them tons of problems. The week after put a lame performance in at Wigan away and have 2 shots the whole game. Supporting Liverpool is enough to send you bipolar.
  20. Harry Squatter
    Bit of entertainment on the way home from work anyway. She looked Like a smack head. She just did a shit Smacked up version of Malcom X's " we didn't land on Plymouth Rock" speech
  21. Harry Squatter
    If I see them out in town tonight both of them are getting glassed
  22. Harry Squatter
    There'll be loads of "west brom babies" born in 9 months time in a load of blueshite homes after today's result. Everton wives run for your lives indeed.
  23. Harry Squatter
    It's going to take time, we can't throw money around like drunken sailors, we are still paying the price for the previous regime, we are still examining all options for a stadium and we will only spend what we earn. Champions league football is a must. Our season starts now, we must learn from our mistakes, we have a new philosophy and system, Blah blah blah. I feel like Bill Murray in groundhog day.
  24. Harry Squatter
    Advert on radio city before, still tickets available for the man Utd game on Monday. First game of the season against their second favourite team and the cunts still can't sell out. I thought they all go the game and we go the pub?
  25. Harry Squatter
    It was like one of those porn record bids where some bird gets smashed in a convention centre with men queuing up for miles .
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