RJ Fan club

Anyone know where the Arteta money is? in jest of course, I had no ill feeling towards the man. Obviously loved his club, sad state of affairs with his relationship with the fans on his passing, hope he finds some peace.

Sure about that, can you even handle a zinger, Lad?

Nah they’re weak, the salt and vinegar ones are full of taste though

Thought I’d saw something weird before, turns out it was just someone weirdos fucking satellites Fuck Musk and starlink

Yeah that will show Notts County for getting relegated the season before.

A pointless trophy hunt ending with a sinking in a dock? Das Boot?

I wouldn’t be arsed i don’t think with anyone, I’ve never really approached any, except when I’ve been pissed. My ex was good friends with quite. few via the music world and I met some and had chances to meet others backstage or at parties, but never really bothered. Rather than be star struck I think it would be the opposite to my normal reserved self and I’d be compelled to approach them. The two that spring to mind, both of whom are no longer living and whose death actually made me sad, are Neil Armstrong and Roger Bannister

He was on a shopmobility the last few times I saw him, so it would have been scrapping the ground* *im aware the OP’s name, but I’d not be star struck with any forumite, except maybe iRat or windass

Lived in the neighbouring village to me, as did Mrs McCluskey from Grange Hill. Never lost my shit over either, just played it on the level on the odd occasion I’d see them about. Ice cool me

Where can I meet this delectable treat?

Never did get to 10 Al, you frightened him off you arl arse.

Far too niche a subject to do its own thread. does anyone see graffiti which reminds them of a forumite? I see this everyday taking my lad to school. Thanks @AngryOfTuebrook

Amanda Knox. Grrrrr

Billy the Fish or Roy Race?

Some cranks on this thread. Portland Bill better that Postman Pat? Ffs* * assuming we’re talking about the originals and not the abomination that is Special delivery service

I’ve been to all three. I’d take a holiday in Albania every time

I misread and thought you were saying he plays soggy biscuit

My little handbrake - not used often

Genuinely it was Kosovo!… Along with Macedonia, Albania and Montenegro too

On holiday is Bosnia about 10 years ago, me and the missus ordered starter and mains at a place in Mostar. We’d decided to share a mixed cheese and meat platter to start, with bread. When it arrived it was enough for 4 easy. I couldn’t see it go to waste, so polished it off and had at least twice what the missus had. Then my mixed grill arrived. It was fucking massive. Steak, chops, kebab, chicken, cevapi, sausage etc and fuck loads of chips. I say this as a big eater, clearly the portions in this place were enormous and the mixed grill would have done 2 easy. The other half gasped, thinking well he’s fucked it. To which I said “Love, you’re about to see something very special” Finished the lot, then went back to the hotel to lie down like a stuffed python for the night.

I recently got told I need a second pair for occasional reading, and I used these https://specscart.co.uk I’ve got a nice pair I’ve had a few years which are still good for driving when tired and TV, so didn’t want to spend too much for a pair I’ll use for screens. As I work from home a lot anyway I wasn’t too fussed with a designer frame, so I can’t complain for about £30 and 4/5 day turn around, came with a decent case, cloth and lens cleaner too.

That sounds like my brother. Except he’s a telly clapper (boo-er)

I would say if Everton’s losses/poor form coincided with her PMT it would be mental levels of fume and mood swings, but then I remembered Everton’s form has been shit for years, so it’s pretty much guaranteed

Adrian Chiles is stealing a living, you’ve got to admire his bare faced cheek tbh