sir roger

Wasn't she made co-chair of the RNC a few weeks back ?

My cousin was telling me they have teams fighting for their great players like Pickford, Branflakes, Onana, Doucoure and DCL. I asked him how, if they had 5 great players how come they are absolute bilge. He could only come up with a Partridge shrug.

Use the Sir Roger method Add 2 hours to the later kick off ( 8.15 for City ) and set your phone for 10.15pm when you go to BBC Sport and tut quietly to yourself when you see the 2 results, but as you assumed it would happen anyway it hardly disturbs your equilibrium for more than a minute or two.

While, like Mr Wom, I understand the limitations of xG, I was interested to see this representation of the present league with xG for and against. I would have thought our main issue would have been us being profligate with chances, but it seems our opponents are far more profligate than us. Doesn't seem that way when I am watching.

The update not adding a lot there Matty.

The relegation 'fight' is settled and we know that the 3 that came up are all going back down. A computer thing on the BBC gives Everton a 2% chance of relegation which shines a light on how bad the new intake have been. The annoyance at this is tempered by the fact that they are in an endless loop of pain with no obvious way of climbing out of the drain other than a miraculous buy-out by a financial moron. They are the football equivalent of the Tyson Fury gif where he punches himself in the face.

At the risk of going a bit ' Angry Major from Tunbridge Wells ' I am not sure why my license fee is paying for Stacey Solomon to tidy the houses for scruffy bastards who haven't decorated their house for 50 years and have 186 food items in cupboards that are out of date, including a packet from 1997. nb I think the license is excellent value, and Stacey is very likeable.

Update, its bollocks. Jurgen has only lost 62 games in non-European games, and I checked the first two seasons and Taylor wasn't involved in any of the 19 losses. It is easy to forget the likes of Kevin Friend ( and who the fuck is R East who was in charge of 4 of them? )

Surely that isn't true ?

Is there anybody left on the board ?

I think it was Dave a month or two back who mentioned that there seems to be a set policy by PGMOL to go with the onfield decisions regarding penalties, and not get VAR involved, and I haven't noticed any exceptions to the rule since he said it.

Luton have 13 players out for the Arsenal game, and they have City next,

We just need to up our chance conversion and wallop teams we are torturing, and refs won't matter.

I might nip in on Saturday and pinch some vol au vents while the regulars and staff are scrapping outside the KFC

True, but the point is why the flag didn’t go up once Dunk’s header from a clearly offside position gave them an advantage?

If I was a cynic I would wonder if the Cabinet members were trying to make a last ditch fortune by betting money on the amount of seats they will lose the election by.

Good to see you got bail. Disgusting that the venue put the door charge up to 3 euros.

I bow to nobody in my disdain for tv pundits, but after last season and us in the process of bedding in a whole new midfield it was not the most shocking opinion.

To be fair, Crooks launched into Darren England pretty well in the same piece.

Duncan Donuts to you.

She is aware that lambs aren't made of pork ?

The wife loves her a bit of George, will have to give it a watch.

The City v Arsenal game has solidified my thought that I have been correct in only watching our games for the past year or so. Was actually relieved when the stream kept stopping.

Give it Virgil til th'end of next season.

Seems very ponderous for an Olympic medallist. Wardley coming through white collar boxing shows there is no one guaranteed route to titles. Feel a bit sorry for Wardley's first opponents who were expecting to fight a fat 47 year old accountant just to get their girlfriend randy.