I Am The One Who Knocks

“If there is a God, he is within. You don't ask God to give you things, you depend on God for your inner theme.” ― Bruce Lee I think he went back for seconds.

Cunting Cars - The sequel to Cars, worrabunchacunts.

The wheel. Made everything else possible. And boats. Especially big ones. How did they know they would float, the clever dicks.

Jurassic Ark - Dinosaurs version of the Biblical story. I wouldn't fancy being a passenger on that one.

Mr. & Mr. Smith - the gay remake Seve Psychopaths - golf fanatics go loco

Taxi Drive - A man driving a taxi for two hours. Some Like It Ho - A working girl's account of her daily likes. Pa's Labyrinth - The sequel is centred on Dad. The Elephant Ma - I don't want to know what this is about.

Tar Trek - A five year missionto boldly go on roads where no man has gone before.

After a turbulent start to the season with Liverpool, making the long journey up north with Rickie Lambert and Dejan Lovren to sign for the Reds, Adam Lallana finally seems to be settling in at Anfield. However, when he visited the safari park just a few miles from the city the other day during a family day out with his two-year-old son, the England international wasn't expecting to be surrounded by baboons. With Everton and Liverpool within a stones throw away, these baboons must have been Toffees fans as they started to dismantle the car, taking a British flag and a wing mirror. The 26-year-old was driving through the safari park, completely oblivious to what was about to happen in a situation that somewhat frightened his 24-month-old son to the extent that the cherub burst into tears. "I wont be going back to Knowsley Safari Park in a rush after a bunch of baboons took certain things from my car. The 26-year-old then went on to discuss how well he is settling in at Anfield with his new (and some old) team mates. Injury kept Lallana absent from the first-team for a couple of games but since his recovery has made 11 appearances under Brendan Rodgers in all competitions, only managing the one goal thus far. "I've got my family up here which is a huge help" he explained. "I can't complain and after my injury I'm just delighted to be back playing. "I'm aware that we're struggling at the moment, so is the gaffer as well as the rest of the lads. "We are doing everything we can to get a result on the board and we need the fans to get behind us to help us there."

I am currently playing Bayonetta on the Wii U. It came free with Bayonetta 2 which I haven't even loaded yet as Bayonetta is so good. Can't wait to play the second one, most reviews say it's better than the first.

Grrrrrreat!

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Ted knows

http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/16/ashley-young-swallows-mystery-object-during-manchester-united-v-swansea-4835025/

I hope you made up the idea of hedgehog flavoured crisps.

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It's the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B004XHDSSW/ref=s9_hps_bw_g351_i19?pf_rd_m=A3P5ROKL5A1OLE&pf_rd_s=center-sign-in&pf_rd_r=0P6YZABNSN7E8JXR0FJJ&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=500096787&pf_rd_i=341689031 For anyone who is interested I have just got hold of An Epic Swindle on Kindle for 99p, reduced from £7.99. Looking forward to reading this.

The French Connection? "Welcome to the party pal!"

Southampton have announced they are to play Bournemouth in a pre-season friendly. Seems odd timing to announce playing the team they signed Lallana from and have to pay 25% of any fee to.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27705630 Can deal still on it seems...

I just got hold of Transistor on PS4. Splendid. A quality purchase at £14.99.

The Sun, like all normal stars, is a huge ball of incandescent gas, big enough to engulf well over a million globes with the volume of the Earth. It's surface is at a temperature of 5600 degress celsius, while the core, where the energy is being produced, reaches around 15 million degrees celcius. We cannot look far into the Sun, but we can examine it's constitution. We can develop mathematical models that seem to fit the observations and so have confidence in our estimation of the core temperature. It contains a great deal of hydrogen, approximately 70 percent of it's mass. It is this hydrogen that is used as 'fuel'. A hydrogen atom, the simplest of all, has a single proton as it's nucleus and one orbiting electron. Inside the Sun the heat is so intense that the electron is stripped away from it's nucleus, leaving the atom incomplete. The atom is said to be 'ionized'. At the Sun's core, where the pressure as well as the temperature is so extreme, these nuclei are moving at such enormous speed that when they collide, nuclear reactions are able to take place. Nuclei of hydrogen are combining to build up nuclei of the second lightest element, helium. Admittedly this takes place in a rather roundabout way, but in the end four hydrogen nuclei combine to make up one nucleus of helium. There are also by-products; as well as the light we receive from the Sun, there are strange particles called neutrinos, of which more anon. In the process of helium building, a little mass is lost and a lot of energy is released. It is this released energy that keeps the Sun shining and the loss in mass in our Sun is equal to four million tonnes every second. The Sun is much less massive now than when you started to read this paragraph. The supply of hydrogen fuel cannot last indefinitely but there is no immediate cause for alarm. The Sun was born around 5 billion years ago and as yet is no more than middle aged by stellar standards. So in the Sun at least it is the loss of mass in the conversion of four hydrogen nuclei into a lighter single helium nucleus that provides the energy that powers the Sun. The most famous equation in the world (E=mc2) tells us that mass (m) is equivalent to energy (E). The converting factor (c2), equal to the speed of light squared, is large, so that a tiny amount of mass loss produces a vast amount of energy. The Sun loses some four million tonnes of matter every second!

How can they be selling stickers when even the Owl hasn't decided which players to put on them?