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My director loves to use the phrase "Circle The Wagons". I'm pretty sure he means lets tighting things up during the credit crunch but I'm not 100%. I don't really want to draw attention to myself by asking him why the fuck does he talk in riddles all the time...the bell end.

Fritzel & Family Get Togethers

Try adding a little splash of Vinegar, you'll end up with something more towards the Hollandaise side of things but it'll be better than a plain white sauce.

Fucking brilliant, I was thinking more along the lines of "Not another Michael Jackson fucking thread", but this is genius.

Watching the boss on the box at glasto tonight... No one comes close, fucking amazing.

I am truly fucking Gob Smacked, is the Q producer of this show on Liquid/Crystal crack ??? Now if we were looking for a top 99 of fucking deranged mental skank bald bitches I could understand.

I had a weird dream last night that Lawrence Fishburn died. I woke up quite saddened by it, needless to say I was happy when after a quick flick thorugh BBC news I discovered he was still alive and kicking. I hope to fuck i haven't put the herbies gerbies on him and he snuffs it now.

Gutted about today, thought that putting OGaras stupid decision not to kill then game and following it up with a stupid moment, the injuries fucked us. When your playing wingers in the centre due to injury your always going to struggle. As for the Boks, I'd probably be 6ft 6 and built like a brick shit house if I was conceived after my mother had been rogered by Big Foot, the inbred cunts, get your fucking hair cut scruffy bastards. (Please understand I have no issue with long hair, it's just the bitterness)

Stupid challenge, the ref was going to give a penalty all day long for that. Thought the Lions deserved to get a draw at least though, what a fucker.

Just looking at that Photo makes me feel un-easy.... I'm a pussy when it comes to anything 4 foot off the floor. As for my day, I have to do some revision about the joys of the UK Taxation system, then I may go to Gym for a run or watch the Lions Test, either way your day trumps the fuck out of mine.

I'd go with Springsteen. I went to see him in the Millennium last year and whilst I would have preferred more of his older stuff, he was awesome. Judging by the amount of people there and how difficult the tickets were to get hold of, he is definitely in with a shout.

1) Diana dying - I was working as a bouncer, a really shit job but had to be done at the time. There was this pub called the breakfast club, mainly a place where all the pill heads went when the clubs kicked them out. It came on one of the TV's there and the whole place went silent which was pretty weird. I had an early finish because the club owners gathered that no one would want to kick off at such a time. 2) 9/11 -My baby daughter was in her 2nd day on this earth, the ex had a telly above her bed, at first I thought some dull fucker had gone off course and drove his plane into the first tower by mistake, 30 mins later I was thinking what a shit place I had just brought this new life into. 3) Michael Jackson -Was half watching Question Time when I realised that CUNT McKenzie was on, potted about on the PC and it cut to news flash, had to go wake the wife up because even though I'm not a huge fan it is still one of those moments.

Quite scary that we both posted MG at exactly 10.59. I'll raise you a.... YouTube - Frank Sinatra - Send In The Clowns

Tropic Thunder. Mrs bought it for me as a Fathers Day gift from our baby.....Obviously she thinks I'm a shit Dad because I would have thought a video of me eating my own shit while my dear old nan gets rogered in the background by 18 blokes, would have been more worthwhile than the 1hr and 50 mins i just fucking wasted.

Dempsey and Fuckpeace....yes she'd get opened up like a tin of Glenrichs Pilchards but it was woeful.

Vegas for me, couldn't live there, but it's a place that has definitely got it balls out in a kind of "I don't give a fuck if it seems over the top" way.

If it were me I would give him a second chance, but as mentioned above it is key to get a cast iron contract as there is no such thing as a handshake being enough even if it is a mate, and thats exactly how Jerry Maguire got fucked in the ass by Cushmans old man, the lying bastard.

Are you high ??? Seriously have another read of what you have written and ask yourself where the obvious fuck up is.

She's a fucking horror. I couldn't give a shit is shes worth millions, she a fucking useless bag of foul smelling shit. I know Andre is as thick as Allbran shit but he does seem like a nice guy.

Sawyer - Airtight. That is all.

I couldn't agree more. We should also be able to get him at a decent price, he would obviously have to cut his shithouse ways right out, but that would be easily sorted by some Dr Skrtel medicine.

I'm trying my best to stay awake, listening to old songs on you tube...I'm failing, failing fast god dammit...can't keep eyes open...can't keep ey...............................................................................................

I once owned a drum stick that my older brother caught at a concert back when the drummer of DL had 2 arms. Needless to say I was saddened when I returned home from school one day and found that my mother (bless her) had given it away to the fucking jippo next door during one of her random collections….I love you mum…I’m not mad at you at all …….