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1) Cash 2) Flight to Bucharest 3) Badminton racket 4) 15 Minutes That Shook the World DVD 5) adidas T-Shirt 6) An ample amount of Kopparberg Lovely.

Simple way to stop this message getting through; take as many cards from the seats around you as you can and rip them up (or at the very least stow them under your seat).

Anne Widdecombe?

Pink Floyd The Jam The Clash

Do you like my cones? They're little ones. I got them from a cycling test centre.

Check the small print on your cone-tract!

The opening scene of Inglourious Basterds is fucking ace.

Bill Bailey?

Just been watching Pulp Fiction, which probably has the best soundtrack of any film i've seen, though that's been mentioned a lot already. Another soundtrack I love is the Cool Runnings one, some boss songs on that. [YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0n9mtyTBgQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0n9mtyTBgQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE] [YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkwvfmwRsE&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZkwvfmwRsE&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

Is the right answer. Real are one of the most despicable clubs is world football.

Its a dump and exceedingly overpriced, thats for sure. Only reason its still going is because its open till six.

Is the right answer. Every time.

Henry must have a fair few.

I agree that the "Aquaman" nickname should be fucked off. To be honest I think the Aqui bit in the song is more to do with it being the first bit of his name rather than any of that "Aquaman" bollocks.

Heard a song for him to that tune on the irregulars coach a fair few times this season. We're your biggest fans we'll follow you around the country Aqui, Aquilani He came from ancient Rome to bring the league back home Alberto Aqui, Aquilani.

Gerrard Xavi Iniesta Alonso Igor

Malta I believe.

Yossi Gerrard Riera

COULD THE UNIONS HAVE SEX WITH THE CHURCH? HAVE LESBIANS GIVEN YOU CANCER? WILL THE GERMANS HAVE SEX WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY?

YouTube - Midget Fight Championship on Jerry Springer

Its exactly what Maradona did when he was Argentina captain. He'd always play/stay on even if he was injured, therefore he expects the same commitment from his captain now hes the manager.

I like a fair few foreign clubs. Athletic Bilbao - Fair play to them for the Basque-only policy. Borussia Dortmund - Great ground, great fans. Borussia Monchengladbach - Mainly due to the relationship between us and their fans. Marseille - Their fans are fantastic, simple as that. St Etienne - A special place in the history of our club. Real Betis - One of the best set of supporters in Spain. Olympiakos - Again, its to do with the fans. Besiktas - Best European away i've ever been on, had a hell of a time. And what an atmosphere! Panathinaikos - Apparantly great fans, hoping we get them next season to see for myself mind. Also, i've heard the Horto Magiko chant on youtube and its epic. Standard Liege - Again, great atmosphere. Love the anti-fascism stance from their supporters too.

Casillas Alves Ramos Agger Lahm Gerrard Xavi Iniesta Messi Torres Henry

Forever in the shadow of Anfield, football's home They had the chance to close the gap but fucked it up in Rome "Quintuple" mouthed the gobshites, now give us back our throne Move over for the Kopites, you'll never walk alone.

£5 on yes