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Sugar Ape

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  1. No, I'm thinking the exact same thing! ( We are talking about Funnneeeee being a cunt, right? )
  2. ' Remote file is too large. ' Every time. Motherfucker.
  3. Dr Henry Jekyll, - Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson. Count Dracula - Dracula by Bram Stoker. Richard Hannay - The 39 steps ( and others ) by John Buchan. Sherlock Holmes - Complete Sherlock Holmes by Arthur Conan Doyle. I love the Holmes book, I read them first when I was about 11, probably didn't get most of them, but loved them all the same. I'm on my 3rd version of the complete Sherlock Holmes as the binding tends to give way after a couple of reads due to the size of it. I try and read them in full every 3-4 years. Probably due another go soon actually.
  4. What if they would make it with Del Toro in charge, but Danny Dyer had to have a lead role. Deal or no deal?
  5. They might not have any stock tomorrow, it was madness in there. This lad walked in with a bag, stuffed loads of footy shirts in there and just walked out, telling the security guards to fuck off when they asked him to stop! Got these for a tenner in there :
  6. Just a heads up for those of you with kids, closing down sale there with everything half the marked price. Some boss deals, just got my little nephew in sizes 12-18 months the Liverpool home and away kit, Barcelona away kit, Italy, Holland and Portugal home kits, with shorts and socks, £70 the lot. Got stuff for older kids as well and all kinds of other shit, I'm assuming it's the same in other branches of JJB. It is fucking chocker though, so expect a 45 minute wait to pay.
  7. Behemoth - The master and margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov. Going to bed now I'll do the rest tomorrow.
  8. Get your name changed, then suggest names to other people. What do you think of this 2011 vintage, as suggested by PB15 : Arkansas Dave Rudabaugh?
  9. DanDanShaw Your username is shit. It offends me greatly. Pick a name by Remmie ( or anyone else at a push ) and get it changed. Within 5 days or I'll neg you into the red and break your mums legs.
  10. If you're on the first couple of pages and you've never been a gold member you should be afraid. Fuge is coming after you with the rape kit for being a tight bastard.
  11. Fuck! Stupid fucking thread making me fuck my post up, you deserve your broken bones.
  12. There are quite a few leechers on there, but as with nearly all the torrents I can see there are more seeders. I'll have a look at the forums on there, I'm sure they'll have an answer somewhere...
  13. Yeah I've had a look, it's set to high and about 316kbs for uploads as that is what Utorrent recommended for me. It's got me stumped. PM greenoak off here, he posted the other day he had 3 invites and to PM him if you wanted one. No one replied to him so he might still have one left. You have to be a member for 4 weeks and upload a certain amount before you get invites ( 1 per month I think ) so I haven't got any yet. I'll send you one when I can though, if you don't get one in the meantime.
  14. Dear nerds, Someone on here has kindly sent me an invite for IP Torrents, However, I am having a problem with my upload speeds. You have to keep a ratio around 1:1, the problem is when I download something and seed it, it is painfully slow. My torrents typically download about 1 mbps, but when I upload them they upload about 0.02 kbps. I've googled it and optimized the settings, checked Utorrent is allowed through the firewall, and made sure there are people after the torrents I'm seeding. Still crap, think my upload speed is meant to be about 3.2 mbps. There are a few things I want to download but can't because my ratio will drop, I've got a few things seeding to build up bonus points, but that's gonna take a while. Any suggestions?
  15. I like it. Where would I put her body in the morning though?
  16. You utter bastard. I'm starving but can't be arsed getting out of bed to eat. Also, I've got no chocolate in. Do you reckon I'd wake the missus up if I had a quick danger wank next to her? The bed is quite squeaky like.
  17. There will be 8 seasons in total. This one and one more next year.
  18. Three weeks to go! I am shitting myself. And reading the above post from Stan hasn't helped either. Nice one!
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