Ezekiel 25:17

Yep maybe he was still on Spanish time hence the hour taken for him to turn and track back.

Because he was judged (wrongly) to be a more adequate centre half than henchoz was, nothing personal.

Hey you guys !

Ferguson comments on talk about potential new signings.... I want that one.

now you just better take that back or we aint friends no more.

Sorry Chris I love yeah mate but that was well funny.

I know it was really unsettling but I promise you it was him, I think he has shall we say learning difficulties or something because he talks real funny.

I would say Babbel myself, a good crosser, excellent in the challenge and a tireless performance week in week out. To me he was Mr composed, he never looked flustered and I always felt he had a presence about him on the pitch. I remember when it was all slowly coming out about his illness etc and it was sort of sinking in that he wouldnt play for us again. I was completely devestated, as I was when they ditched Henchoz for Peligrino the CUNT but thats another story.

I shit you not, he has just been in my shop purchasing the Evertonian, talking about them being unlucky today.

whats with the weight aswell, is he in training for the fat olympics or something ?

I was a bit disappointed with it to be honest mate, I thought the first half of the film was good but it went on a bit. Also at the end its like happy days, evryones a winner, except his poor fuckin mate, did they just forget about him ???

I know promise you the world and deliver piss all, Iv now vowed to not eat chocolate till my free case of bars comes.

Cant say ive been involved in too many myself, except this one time when I was on holiday in krakatoa but I dont wanna talk about it.

Hell yeah, next time there is an earthquake check under your kitchen table, there will be a load of moths walking around.

All polar bears are left handed. I you stretched you scrotum till it was wrinkle free, it could hold a basketball. Moths cant fly when theres an earthquake.

Heres some inside info for yeah, Looking through Dave U's glove box last night, hes got the dumb and dumber soundtrack in there, hmm.

Late arrival kewell felt somewhat embarrassed for not dressing up, he explained he was sitting at home watching the third test and had completely forgotten about the party.

No and neither is psycholgical analysis, I could imagine that devious little monkey trying that shit: Monkey: "it cant of been easy as a cub growing up without a father ? " Bear : It wasnt, i remember my first tent raid like it was yesterday, going home and sharing the spoils with my mum and sisters, it just wasnt the same". Monkey: must of been tough Bear: it was sob sob Monkey: oh come here, POW PING POW.

Actually scrap that I go for the bear, I think the Monkey would grasp more of the concept of being in space and be slightly overwhelmed by such a humbling experience thus leaving it susceptible to the bears advances.

You cant just throw about ponderers like that, without opening a whole new forum thread of worms I go for the monkey.

Finally got him for 5 mil 4 seasons into it, I dont even need him so hopefully it will be an investment.

well i looked uo to page four and couldnt find it so if you havent already seen this stuff your in for a fuckin treat... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyZ5G8ov7c&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d55ijPPfEmY&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5T99hTSTc&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpQ9ryJlSPI&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr_A2pVJTgQ&mode=related&search=

A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. "So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer. "So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall." "That's very interesting," replies the researcher. "That's how they do it in Cornwall too." And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny. "So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?" "Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders." "Over your shoulders?" replies the researcher. "Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?" "What?" says the farmer. "And miss out on all the kissing?!"

Right you dont press Alt heres how this shits gunna go down: 1- sling Santa your 200 yards 2-when the score comes up press prt scr key (dont expect anything to happen) 3-open a new paint document and go to edit then press paste(you should now be looking at a screen shot) 4-save document 5- go to http://www.photobucket.com or whatever, browse your pictures pick said picture, upload, and roberts your mothers brother.

Chief wiggam "thats nice work boys"