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After beeing born 7 weeks ago, William Tønder Henriksen has set his sight on world domination, so It`s time to unleash him on the GF! That Torres is good. Almost as good as dad! If we get £15m for Alonso, and £10m for Crouch with some additional wheeling and dealing, we just may be able to sign David Villa... hmmm Believe! Buhuu...I want Quaresma!!! Jeeeez... what is Red Nick going on about this time? Hhhhhhhhhmmmmm Hamstrung... I like the look of those.... They are making me thirsty!

I'm on here conversing with you nerds and playing Del Amitri's "Waking Hours" album on my PC I used to be cool - now the nerds call me a nerd *plays air guitar to "Kiss this thing goodbye"

Torres is being tipped for the prize of Europes best player after his performances for Liverpool and Spain.Will he win it?Gayboy will be gutted if he does.

When are they joining the squad for pre season?

I know you'll call me a daytripper and all that shit but I don't give a fleeting fuck what others think - I am that cool.:P I'll be in England (first time ever), on my honeymoon the first week of December, and while there I want to grab the chance to watch the mighty reds and maybe get to know a few liverpudlians. Haven't decided whether to travel to the city before the match (if I get tickets, that is), or if it is better to travel straight up to Ewood Park from London. What do you experts reckon? PS Are tickets for Blackburn away - Liverpool end if possible - hard to come by? and what's my best bet of getting a couple?

Just watched it. Not bad at all. I had seen some of the serieseses and they had never really floated my boat, but as long as you turn your cheese filter down to really really low, it is not a bad film at all really. My lads thought it was ace.

anyone got a link

Spirit Of Shankly presents a Sportsmans Evening, Friday 11th July 2008 Following on from the success of our End Of Season event at The Olympia, Spirit Of Shankly are pleased to announce we are to hold our second event for fellow Liverpool fans. A Sportsmans Evening will take place on Friday 11th July 2008, at the Liverpool Supporters Club on Lower Breck Road, Anfield. Tickets are £12. Commencing at 7:30pm, Our Guest Speaker for the evening will be Joey Jones. We also have a comedian, Mark Langley, and a guest compere for the evening. There will also be a Scouse supper served, and the opportunity to win a range of prizes, including signed Liverpool memorabilia, in our raffle. Due to the venue, we only have a capacity of 200. Tickets will be distributed on a first come, first served basis. The vast majority of tickets will go to members with a small number available for non-members. For members tickets, please email admin@spiritofshankly.com, with the subject heading as Sportsmans Evening. Please give your name and the names of other members you are buying tickets for. You will then be contacted about tickets being collected. For those who are not members, but are wishing to join and want to attend the Sportsmans Evening, please email admin@spiritofshankly.com, with the subject heading Sportsmans Evening - Non member. We will then contact you with regards to joining and purchasing tickets. For other non members, there a small number of tickets, available from the Hillsborough Justice Campaign shop, opposite Tke Kop.

..etc, rolfcopter, windass, smiley etc.

Hello

surely Kingsgate Native will piss this, what do you think bobhorse. great race the July cup, one of my favourites

Anyone see the Reverend jackson on american tv,the idiot thought he was on camera and said he would like to chop obamas nuts off. BBC NEWS | Americas | Jesse Jackson regrets Obama jibe US civil rights leader the Rev Jesse Jackson has apologised for "regretfully crude" remarks he made about Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama. In a reference to Mr Obama, Mr Jackson had said on US Fox News: "I want to cut his nuts off", not knowing his comments were picked up by a live microphone. Mr Jackson had said he thought Mr Obama was "speaking down to black people". The reverend said he was "very sorry for any harm" and that he had "deep and wide" support for the Obama campaign. Mr Jackson has been a key civil rights campaigner and was unsuccessful when running for the Democratic presidential nomination in 1984.

does it grow the same colour as your head hair? :blah

..such as A66GOLF? rb14 used to be another until it was explained.

The legends are playing this afternoon down the road from me, the question is are they worth watching and will it be worth £15 ?

"Google Seppuku is a game and internet meme that first made its appearance on Ghastly's Ghastly Comic. The game consists of going onto the Google search engine, and using a special language tool to type random Japanese characters into the image search box, and searching. The number of points you get is dependent on how many different images you view before you see an image so disturbing, you wish you never played the game." 1. Enter random Japanese characters into Google Imagesearch. Use either a downloaded Japanese input tool or a Japanese website. It's preferable if you have no clue what you're typing in, but if you put in naughty words, it'll only speed up the process. 2. Turn SafeSearch off. 3. Take a deep breath and click Search. 4. You go through the pages until you find a picture that makes you wish you never played or were never born. The number of pages you've gotten through is your score. You can't win.

Cos if you do, THIS, below, is what it leads to!!!! Anyone else thinks the big fella looks like John Terry? And, IMO the worst one: Is it a he or a she? Christ, you can't even tell what colour (besides looking like a fucking rainbow) it is

Only country where the clouds are interesting. I appear to have come over all Stranglerish and I'm liking it.

What would you get? Why? i'd get Imagine; .....Imagine no posessions, I wonder if you can, No need for greed or hunger, A brotherhood of man..... this was played at my great grandads funeral. i'd never really thought about the words before then but the 4 lines above are simple but really meaningful.

Must be some of the most incompassionate, jobsworth cunts in the history of the entire planet. In my experience, they have not one ounce of sentiment in their entire bodies. I forgot my railcard today and couldn't get home in time to pick it up, so decided to take a chance. I got as far as Wolverhampton without being checked and thought I was home and dry. Moment I get on the next train, this off the reservation cocksucker, horrible fat cunt (like fucking putrid and massive) is like "tickets, railcards and passes". Fuck. Anyway, he asks for my railcard, and I'm say: "I'll be really honest with you, man. I had to change everything from one bag to this one as I'm testing it for work. My railcard was in that one. I do have one and if you can give me a bill or something on the condition of producing my railcard then fair enough. My mistake." He takes the ticket off me, the only sound coming from massive gob is the heavy breathing and starts punching numbers into his little keypad. His next words are "£25.45" I'll like come on man, cut me a break, I have a railcard, I just don't have it with me, I explained to you." He's all like, "you don't have a railcard with you, so your ticket doesn't exist." The arrogant fucking cunt. I tried to be polite and he was just obnoxious, the mealy mouthed fuck. That's my experience with practically every train conductor I've ever encountered. They're like mobile traffic wardens. You just can't talk to these people. How the fuck do they sleep at night. I should have argued more, but really didn't have the energy after a long-ass week, so I just said, "not exactly brimming with human compassion you people, are you?" and handed over my card. He just shrugged and gave me the thing to sign. It's little wonder that so many acts of violence and abuse occur against these jobsworth fuckers. They're just so fucking twattable. Cunts.

Real man's man.

is ace. i ordered this super ace top from the states and the fit is far better than the ones you get in the Uk with various colleges or university names on. same sort of style tho'. get on it people it was £8.50. postage will be steep but i got it sent to a US adress (free postage) and got them (cousins) to send it on to me. less than half the price.

Dedicate a song to a forumite, or a video they wanted to see. RiS....this one's for you.

Because you like coldplay.