Heggemony

My wife - 'Why do you want to go to a pub in the middle of Hertfordshire where there may be one out of every five people who wants Liverpool to win? When you can stay home and have your drink topped up as and when you want, pop out for a piss/smoke and not have some Arsenal/Tottenham/Utd or Chelsea fan rip you when you lose?' Me - 'But if we win......!'

Does anyone own a pair of red jeans? I've a Hungarian mate who wears a pair of red suede flares when he plays in his band. Not sure where this anecdote is going. BOOOOOOOOO.

Just send me an email with an attachment and I'm yours.

Dunkirk. 10 out of 10 although would have undoubtedly been better on the big screen. Nolan is a genius. Imagine if we'd fucked it up in 1940. All of what we know now would be gone. Thanks Uncle Bram on the minesweeper and Grandad Bert on the landing stage at the Pier Head. Most scrotes these days don't appreciate what you did for us but a good proportion do.

I've been lurking and laughing myself silly on this forum for many a year (at least since the Diouf years). Also read and lurk on various EFC and MUFC forums. TLW has an established hierarchy with some top notch posters that genuinely make me laugh my tits off. To the extent that my wife thinks Tapatalk is some some sort of hidden Tinder because there is no way that pictures of Milfs or film reviews could elicit such guffaws at 11pm after a hard day at work. I keep telling her it's just a load of like-minded LFC fans having a giggle over irrelevant shite but she's not buying it at all. She thinks I'm playing away and that some of you are actually Ukrainian 20 somethings needing a visa.

My wife had the exact same thing happen to her three years ago. I can testify from personal experience how utterly devastating it was and I wouldn't wish the same thing happening to my worst enemy. Good luck in your recovery Sir Exlax.

Next on the list. Probably still tell me no disc inserted though. Seriously though modern technology is great and all that but I don't recall such problems when playing ISS or Resident Evil back in the day. Plug and play, not DLC and sign up for this that and the other.

Why does Tapatalk allow quotes after a post. Schoolboy error, that's twice now I know what my fate will be if I allow a third.

It fucking hurt mate. In a nice way mind.

My son is a proper PC geek and has given me his Xbox One as console gaming is 'shit'. I keep getting this annoying message telling me to sign in to Xbox Live and to insert the disc. I've done both and even tried the old PS2 trick of having the console at an angle when inserting the disc but it's still telling me the same thing. Really fucked off now, can any fellow Red nerds pass on any advice that isn't have you tried rebooting or kicking it into next week?

Played 5 a side with a Ev-supporting fellow bald fat bastard the other night. He was alright until we had a little midfield run in and he picked up on my accent. He asked me where I was from. I said Seaforth originally then Waterloo when I got my own place. He said 'Ha ha you fucking wool. I just walked away and laughed.

TAA has potential on his right. Mo strikes it cleanly within 25 yards on the left. As for the Riise-like piledriver, yeah you're right we aren't blessed at the moment.

Failed. Came in seconds.

We do actually have a Labrador. This is one of his toys.

If that happens I'll cry.

Done it again with with the dog reference. Perhaps if I posted a picture of my wife you'd understand... I'm not going to post a picture of my wife which I know from years lurking is the obligatory response from the GF crowd.

Sick puppies you lads are. Funny as fuck but sick in the head.

Finding two Kronenburg in the fridge after scoring a worldie left foot volley in off the underside of the bar at 5 a side last night. Then a blow job this morning before taking the dog out for a nice long walk.

It's going to be nervy unless we do our trademark blitzkrieg attack fairly early on. Get a couple or more and we can then enjoy it safe in the knowledge the mojo levels have been restored after a wobbly few weeks. 3-0 Salah x 2, Robbo.

Went to Trent University and the rumoured ratio of birds to blokes was wildly inaccurate. It was more like 3 to 1 than 5. Good times. Nottingham was alright. Can't have been that great as I've only been back twice in 15 years. Lived in West Bridgford (like Crosby or Woolton) then moved to The Meadows (Kirkdale). Hated getting called duck.

Sigh.....I fear a non-performance or turgid dull stalemate more than going gung-ho and taking it to them, but ultimately losing out. However, Allez allez allez and all that.

I was 18 stone when I got back from Florida a month ago. 3 hours a week in the gym doing bike and some weights, plus an hour's 5 a side a week too and I've dropped to 17 stone. Overjoyed as I've still eaten some shite and drank all over the long weekend. Once you're in the zone it seems easy but it only takes a little setback at work or some personal crap for you to say 'Fuck it.' I'm doing it so my kids get the best out of me whilst I'm still young enough to not be an embarrassing dribbling wreck.

We've done miraculously to achieve as much as we have given the lack of real quality beyond the first choice eleven. Keita will be a welcome addition but we do need more guile and craft as opposed to willing runners.

Same for me I get the following message:- HTTP Error 503 Any tech nerds out there able to lend a hand?

Just played FIFA and we won 1-0. Bobby off the underside of the bar. Seriously though the two results went in our favour, we should capitalise and put a strong side out and get into them. Play some of the kids and squad players next week, not today.