Colonel Bumcunt

*thinks about being angry but instead nods slowly*

The last thing city need is help from refs. So when blatant dives go unpunished, and snide blocks against counter attacks go unbooked, it really is a bit of a farce. That said, at some point Klopp needs to admit that Silva, Foden, DeBruyne, Grealish, Gundogan are much better than Jones, Elliott, Ox, Hendo, Keita.

I don't wish to read anyone's post on here really. Lots of hurt ego's. The cold maths here is that we were given a phantom booking, and then missed a penalty and a rebound, and then let a scrote score at the near post. We live in this world we created for ourselves. I think Alisson is overrated, his first season was great but since then he's been culpable of far too many soft errors, despite some tremendous saves. I don't see the same basic errors from Ederson or Oblak, or Mendy. That's my truth, I hope you take it well.

Alisson was shite for the goal. People bimbling about Ndidi at CB are oblivious to the fact he's ALWAYS been a better player than any of their CBs, but he'd prefer not to play there.

Kids are blown away by it, as am I. Bought a few things but the best I've seen so far is free, those being the Jurassic World video and a game called Gorilla Tag. Mental.

Bought the lad a OQ2, any recommendations to showcase it's capabilities especially? My dad is coming around later, am looking forward to seeing him cope in OQ2 world.

For the sake of nostalgia, 10 years ago we had the following lads on our books: Nikola Saric Gerardo Bruna Chris Mavinga Tom Ince Dani Pacheco Vilyan Bijev David Amoo Jonjo Shelvey Nathan Ecclestone Toni Silva Phillipe Degen Emiliano Insua Nabil El Zhar Milan Jovanovic Paul Konchesky João Carlos Texeiera Marc Pelosi Charlie Adam Andy Carroll

Has there ever been a more enigmatic player for Liverpool? In this age of social media and agents shilling their clients to sponsors, it's actually quite extraordinary just how much of a private life he has managed to retain, and seemingly has no interest in being a celebrity, or even flirting with a little bit of publicity. He's enchanting. Scoring 3 international goals for Belgium in 2014, and here we are in 2021 where he's still getting minutes in their team as a striker and yet he's not scored an international goal in 7, going on 8 years. That's voodoo right there. It's mad to think that Origi put a hat-trick past a 2015 Southampton team that included Van Dijk and Mane. Even madder to think he was 20 at the time. He's still around 4 years younger than either of them. What? I think he's hit around 7 winning goals for the club in total, though obviously other high profile goals especially against Dortmund, Barca, and Spurs. And he's scored 4 or 5 v the bloos, including one iconic winner. I'm actually besotted with him now.

He's a complete bastard. Bellamy vibes.

Fucks sake, any decent mobile COUGHSTREAMSCOUGH tonight?

? There will deffo be a lockdown lite from circa Dec 28 until Jan 14. The NHS, the police, ambulance service, teachers, too many isolated is going to be inevitable without an intervention.

Some of you just live in a mad Twitter algorithm of despair. I rinsed my Twitter about six months back, no sport, no politics, now it's just crypto and money. I've learnt so much about the markets, and how news is shaped by money and vice versa. It's been fascinating. Whereas had I not had that rinse, I'd be shit-posting lunatics and bots about Maureen fucking Lipman or some other rancid meat-bag today. Fuck off lads, wake up, stop playing their game, you'll feel so much better. X

They can all get to fuck as far as I'm concerned. I don't want a penny of my taxes spent supporting the livelihoods of irresponsible businesses during a pandemic. I'm sure theres a few good'uns, but overall I've been revolted by the attitude of of them towards any public health measures. Oh look, all your customers are getting ill, who'd have thought it. Surely your local Tory party members come in and buys a few pints every day to support you?

Them dying out isn't high on my list of concerns.

Yep. There should be outdoor, fenced sports courts everywhere. The taxes on fags and booze should be used to go straight back into community sports facilities. Exercising is a habit, and a generation of kids are fucked if we don't intervene. You can't just kick a ball around on the road anymore.

Bollocks. Breathing into a paper bag is a fundamental anxiety tool.

Say what you like, but to believe that means believing Chris Witty et al are also on the take. If that turns out to be true, then buy a gun to protect your home.

TK, put in one place your evidence base.

That Broja lad at Southampton is a cracking modern number 9. There's a lot more to come from him. Will be in a Chelsea shirt though.

I've never seen a player look more likely to tell his agent to get him to Barcelona after 10 decent games. Cunts like that need a season or two at Leeds or Brighton before they realise Liverpool are a destination, not a stepping stone.

Think we've got a diamond in Bajcetic.