Colonel Bumcunt

Yep, Labour haven't got a 'perfect plan' or the 'perfect politicians'. "It's a mess' says Don from Sheffield, which just happens to be the message from the Daily Star. Sorry, but the political discourse in this country is fucking retarded. My 8 year old can tell right from wrong, and I'm confident he can cast a more informed ballot, based on morality, than most of this country. It's not difficult. But some fucking idiots have convinced themselves they are special and have some credible insight. Abetted by a 'media' that prays on them to make them think they're thinking for themselves.

Yanno I've always been a 'tax the super rich loads' boat, but it's not a credible, or fair, solution. Raise the minimum wage to £20, that'll tax the super rich just fine without imposing a direct tax on them. Let's be more clever about it.

The problem isn't paying tax, the problem is wasting it or chucking it to their friends. I don't mind paying double the tax I do if it was spent responsibly for the betterment of public services and upkeep of the public realm. The low-tax argument is prehistoric in its outlook, but also fucking two-faced. Fine, let's all pay zero tax, survival of the fittest and strongest. Sounds like Gotham City. The rich will be deeply disappointed to realise that Batman doesn't exist.

Alright mate, you keep greasing the treadmill for the poor and blaming it on people trying to help them.

Ok going to stop you there. You think this helps? This talk just rots and rusts the idea of another Labour government. Stop doing the Tories work for them. I'm sick of hearing this line from people, it sounds like an excuse to vote Tory, and it HAS been used as an excuse for working class people to vote Tory. What have Labour actually done wrong? Last time I checked, they were offering people hope. But people instead chose 'Boris', like it was an X Factor vote for some posh celeb they felt was a right laugh. Labour didn't drop the baton, the voters believed in an alternate reality because they thought the jolly fat man was giving out pints and ice creams and driving us all back to 1966 with his mate Farage. The voters need to either grow up and apply facts to their decisions, or they can keep pretending this is something it's not.

Andy Brehme scored penalties at world cups with both left and right foot.

Carlton Palmer used to have a shot of brandy before each match he played. I love random footy triv.

It looks like a fucking stupid boast if we don't win the first two games. City win the league if we don't beat Watford. Benfica will be up for two hard games, whereas we'll prefer to have one hard game and make the second a procession. Bobby should have been fined for trying that chip v Forest. That's a fucking horrible decision because it probably took 40 additional hard minutes out of players legs when we didn't have to. He could have slotted it or squared it to Jota to slot, and the game would basically have been won on 25 mins, just wait for a chance to grab a second. Jota was equally shit in that game to be fair. Much against everyone's advice...I rewatched a bit of the game and have decided that Oxlade-Chamberlain was impressive and Jota/Bobby made him look shit.

Fucking crisis club one minute, next minute they've got a midfield of Gavi, Pedro, Kessie, De Jong.

Mæhle from Atalanta for RB cover. Bissouma from Brighton Carvalho from Fulham Then a big boy up front, which could be one of quite a few, may be a case of waiting.

When he fucks around it sets a tone, and that's what we saw yesterday. We're lucky to still be in the cup today. Because LFC couldn't put Forest to bed, because apparently they've never been up against elite athletes like Jed Spence and Joe Worrall. You're seriously going to do this with 5 must-win games coming? Forget the 11 games on paper we have left, the last 6 will mean fuck all, nothing, without winning the next 5. WATFORD (PL) BENFICA (CL) CITY (PL) BENFICA (CL) CITY (FA) If we win these, and it's a big fucking IF based on the sloppyness of the last 3 or 4 games, then we earn a chance at another 10 must-win games. That means slotting shots past goalkeepers when through on goal, not trying to chip the cunt and throwing the game into turmoil.

Don't understand why Taki was put in midfield. Bobby was fucking shit, as was Jota. And yes, Forest were cunts, but not as big a set of cunts as we were.

Bobby is poison.

Also, worth noting that myself, my wife and my oldest (11) have all been testing negative all week, and still do today.

My 8 year old was ill last Monday morning, albeit for a day, just the usual, and he tested positive for Covid. Obviously, all week he's been off school, and he's right as rain. Have been testing him with an LFT everyday, and he had a negative test on Thu, and 2 negative tests yesterday. Great, so today I test him and there's a bastard faint as fuck line. Your advice...am I right to now think he's either free of it, or so incredibly unlikely to pass it on now anyway?

At this point I just want all the horses to fall on the jockeys and die.

Throw a fucking dart at the next list of horses.

You think he threw it

Shame that Diaz kept getting bogged down v 3 players on the touchline. Logic dictates Arsenal were short elsewhere as a result, but we never seems to find the killer outball. Martinelli was pretty decent but don't recall him scoring.

The quarter-finalists are Chelsea, Liverpool, Manchester City, Real Madrid, Villarreal, Atletico Madrid, Benfica and Bayern Munich. I'm guessing: Liverpool v Bayern Man City v Villarreal Chelsea v Benfica Real v Atleti

If we beat Arsenal in this key game without him, that's an incredible power play. Will Arsenal be bouyed by the absence of his name on the teamsheet though? Maybe, but maybe that overconfidence could be their undoing. The front three of Jota-Mane-Diaz is deadly, clever, and hard-working.

Case numbers are utterly useless at this point, hardly anybody is registering when testing positive with an LFT.

"And it's another shock" No, the course turned into a fucking quagmire within an hour of the first race. Pile of shit, bookies flying home in helicopters.