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Belter isn't it - Saw him headlining BeatHerder in the summer, happy times

Always had a soft spot for Platoon, although i imagine it might be a bit dated now

David Moyes on the end of a 6-0 hammering - make it so reds

Superb!

My missus informed me earlier that the tune i was humming was the latest Little Mix single - felt like slashing my wrists right there in the kitchen

Almost as frightening is that fact he can buy a replacement tomorrow and it'll be no sweat off his sack in the slightest

Leicester won the league in no small part due to Kante. Just because there's not as many of them about now doesn't mean they're any less important

888 are by far the best on the sports front at the moment, i'm not premier yet but going for it, the offers and £50 cashback sounds ace. Trying to get in by upping my game on inplays. What did you do to get in do you think? Plus the free bet hunt on Saturday is the easiest money you will find, they're basically pissing money away

Sakho

Love it, the paranoid little oddball

Never feel confident when we play Southampton

I'll be sticking to Prem league matches, the only with with this lot

Decent signup for Betway on at the moment, £100 bonus with 3x rollover

In terms of sticking the knife into Taggart, Keane can't be faulted. Think it was his last attempt at Europe when Nani got sent off for a Karate kick and they went on to lose. Keane spent a good ten minutes on ITV rubbing salt into the gaping wound afterwards, great telly. Still a Cunt though

Worst i've done was waiting for the off whilst strapped in to the Nemesis at Alton Towers. Thought it'd be setting off in a couple of seconds so let one rip. Must've been pre-ride nerves or something because it fucking stank, people were commenting all over the carriage. At which point this fit bird came along to check that everyone was securely fastened in. Luckily the fact it had spread so much worked in my favour as i was able to deflect the blame elsewhere, despite the suspicions of my mate sat next to me. I think everyone on board was pretty relieved when the ride finally set off though

That is seriously impressive. I usually just have my bowels pretty much permanently open on flights and can usually never get a whiff of them myself. Must be the Air con or something

Yeah going for the refund is essentially what i'm doing, but mostly make money by underlaying big favourites early on to lock in profit further down the line in the Acca regardless of the result. Betstars had a great offer which they ditched unfortunately but there's still the likes of Jennings, 138, Toals who won't gub you. Its a shitter losing the big accounts though. Extra Places is something i've never got my head around, try to avoid the horses these days though.

They're a consistent earner once get to grips with them, but you have to plan around your free time or you will come unstuck. Remember the missus losing her shit when i was laying off the final legs of a load on my mobile for most of our anniversary night out a while ago. Not been doing as many recently as i've been busy setting up accounts for friends the past couple of months but was making £300 per month or thereabouts off them fairly easily towards the back end of last season

To be fair during that season even with a 3 goal lead we never looked comfortable enough to risk taking Suarez off. I wonder who's fault that was

George can't be too far away from Retirement now, he could do with an Apprentice

Can't wait for the world to basically be a giant Royston Vasey in 10 years time

Can't believe anyone would want to bring him back in and risk upsetting the Apple Cart when Klopps methods are clearly bedding in just fine without him. As a player he's past it unfortunately and as a coach all he has to go off is the fact that he is a club legend at this stage, which shouldn't be enough to fulfil a coaching role at the club if we're aiming for the top again. Maybe in a few years