Mook

Dame Edna Everage,

What's it nicked from?

Aye, that one. Really like that song. The other stuff I've heard off her latest album, I'm not so keen on.

I think that 'Hold Up' song by Beyoncé is really good. Having said that, I thought Destiny's Child were brilliant too, my brother & me used to steal hooks from their songs when we were writing prog rock songs.

Here's a picture of Jim Morrison in Adidas. Keith Moon. John Bonham.

Check the trabs on Phil Collins, 1972...

Aye, Surf's Up, it's a great album and nothing like your Surfin' USA Beach Boys (although I love that stuff too).

How many car crashes have you been in, in railway tunnels?

Another fucking Superhero film? I would rather inject bleach into my eyeballs than watch that etc...

Jane Fonda is always banging on about women's rights & all that shite, isn't she...

Phone boxes are just for junkies & pishing in now. Having said that the old red ones look great & there was one near me (in Portobello) where they turned it into an art exhibit, people would fill it up with art & paint the windows, it looked brilliant. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-20718330

It came on Tuesday so I'm going to watch it at the weekend & I'll let you know what I reckon. I've had a busy couple of nights & would like to sit down & watch it properly without any distractions, Martin deserves that at the very least.

I'll probably just watch Commando then have a packet of crisps instead.

Jeff Lynne...

I have to in order to watch the cunt.

It's almost as if there are people with different opinions from each other.

I found just the man for you...

That reminds me of the time I went to Kenmare in County Kerry & heard someone ask a local where the nearest shopping centre was, "New York." came the response.

My Dad goes along to all the meetings with MPs & officials & the impression I get from him is that they're a long way off in terms of getting the line right down to Carlisle. The fact that they opened a single track from Tweedbank just shows how unprepared they were for the volume of people that would use the route, I use it to get to & from work every day & there aren't enough carriages from Shawfair either, people packed in like sardines every morning.

Well I would have to support my Granny in getting the Waverley line reopened from Edinburgh down through Hawick & on to Carlisle. She's managed over about 50 years of campaigning (& with a lot of help) to get it back open down to Galashiels/Tweedbank but they've stopped there & are currently procrastinating regarding the remainder of the route. Wee story about her & the campaign here... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-32995577

We were advised by a railway enthusiast at the Stagecoach Group AGM last year that the correct term is a 'railway station'. Apparently the term 'train station' is hugely upsetting to people like him, nearly as upsetting as when I kicked him out of his wheelchair for holding up the queue. The boring twat.

I see Lime Street is shut for a few days due a wall collapsing, nightmare. http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/live-lime-street-latest-after-12671625 *I like Lime St Station by the way, this was just the most appropriate thread I could find to post it in.