Shitty Arse

Clutching at straws here but we have also got some really cuntish aways out of the way and we are still ahead of them. Also everyone is assuming they will just string a ridiculous winning sequence together. They probably will but the slim hope remains due to slightly different personnel, no Gundogan, Marhez etc, plus the hangover from last season it may be beyond them this year.

Fuck that. Looking forward to them getting a Boxing Day bumming. I can only luxuriate in it properly though if we do the business in our match.

Slippin’ Jimmy

I haven’t read one of his in ages. Just started Mr Mercedes. Looking forward to reading it.

West Ham away then Villa for them next. They’ll probably revert back to getting their arses handed to them in them games. Really disappointing we couldn’t put the boot in yesterday.

Ferdinand with his Peaky Blinders hat on. The fucking gormless whopper.

How much did you pay for that mate? I’m stuck for what to get my 9 year old girl. She loves playing them in the arcade with me so I’m tempted to get one.

Prickly little critter isn’t he? Always reminds me of Harold Steptoe when he talks. Which incidentally is what I tend to morph into whenever I’m doing an impression of him.

I’ve stuck this on hoping to see the Mancs get beat or draw. I can’t believe how fucking shit Chelsea look. They’ve been abysmal.

Pair of dodgy cunts.

Danny De Vito and Arnie running the line tonight.

He seems to have replaced heroin with alcohol. He was drinking tequila before he went on stage. Jack Daniel’s and coke whilst sat in a cafe whilst Louis was on the coffee. He’s also still taking blockers. Doesn’t look very promising for him if he carries on down that route. Enjoyed this though even though I’ve never been a massive fan of his music. Louis Theroux is always very watchable.

The only time I’ve been to that ground was for the 4-1. That was lovely. Phil and Bobby tore them a new arsehole that day. I didn’t realise that was our only win there under Klopp. I don’t hold out much hope for this weekend tbh.

Evelyn Draper! Play Misty For Me.

What a fucking shitbag she was. I remember thinking she should’ve won when someone did a movie villain tournament on here.

Norman Stansfield from Leon.

Imagine if Klopp had come out with that tirade. Probably be looking at an 8 game touchline ban and fine.

Alsho Litte Nelly. Theme tune is good as well by Nancy Sinatra. I do like Tina Turner belting out Goldeneye as well.

Saw 3 films this weekend. The Killer which I enjoyed. Not great but not as bad as some are making out. 7/10. Then Saturday night saw Interstellar for the first time. Really good. As with some of Nolan’s films the plot required your complete attention but beautifully done. 9/10. Then today saw Nicholas Cage’s new one at the pictures with the missus. Dream Scenario. This was a pleasant surprise. Cage is on great form. Very funny and an interesting premise. Tails off a little bit towards the end but still a great watch. 9/10.