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Phil Neal

Coutinho Sterling Can

Still living the dream.

Yep, fantastic news. Get it done.

I think if Sturridge plays, Coutinho has to play. Nobody else comes close to having the kind of understanding that those two are developing

"I love you, man""I love you more!" "Promise you'll never leave me again"

Alan Tyers on the Telegraph match thread last night described him as "an absolute weapon". Good work, that man

Some other lesbian is wearing his face

That's a decent observation. Those two are sensational players, but most of their shots aren't going to go in without a healthy dose of luck every time, say a massive deflection or the keeper actually diving out of the way

So, we're all still supposed to be growing beards this week? Dammit, I can't keep up.

Me too

More of a chant than a song, but when I used to go to the match regularly about ten years ago I always used to hear "Attack, attack...attack attack attack" at every game. Now I only get to about one or two games a year but I haven't heard it for ages. We certainly could have used it recently...anybody heard it?

Forgive me Shankly, for I have sinned.

I've clocked what you did there.

That is fucking horrible. But yeah it looks fake. Why the big label at the back?

Shitcoat moaning about time wasting ball boys and Newcastle parking the bus. You couldn't make it up.

Ok, I'm boasting a bit now but here goes... I'd seen them at Reading '91 and thought they were ok but not really paid attention. (I had them down as a poor man's Mudhoney...how wrong was I?) When they toured the UK after Nevermind I saw them at Birmingam Hummingbird. They played what I thought was a pretty standard-length set, it all went off, then they smashed up their kit and left. No encore. Brilliant gig, I had a great time down the front, etc. etc. Loved it. On the way out I overheard someone complaining that they hadn't played for long. Checked my watch and it had only been 45 mins. I genuinely had no idea. Ah, memories.

Yeah, they pretty much destroyed it. I was quite far back, and they didn't have the screens that they use now, so the view wasn't all that great but...yeah. The place was packed out, I'd guess all the other tents were pretty much empty. A band at their peak. I don't know what I'd have to do to get that kind of buzz nowadays *sob*

Good vintage, that. I was there. Cobain in the wheelchair?

I've got an old Morocco away top (Adidas) from when I went to Marrakesh a few years back. Fake, obviously. Still wear it occasionally though.

Was it my connection or did that Leicester goal crash the entire forum?

Sterling Toure Lucas

"pussy of a saying" is a douchebag of an expression. Loving your work though

Anyone else watching Juve stuffing Parma on BT Sport? 6-0 after 75 and I'd fancy them to go again

Toure Mignolet Moreno