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  1. Vonblonberg

    Boxing 2018

    Nothing says hubristic folly like a hydraulic platform...
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Hahahaha... Mates, good one...
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    James Milner; £165,000 P/W

    I admit that I was so fucking wrong about this that I cringe about this every time I see us play. The he man is a colossus and if he was paid twice as much he’d be massively underpaid. I am sorry.
  4. Vonblonberg

    Minor things which stress you out

    Keeping a taxi waiting as her indoors is still fucking about. Brings about stress, I assume, akin to being a political prisoner in Japan in the earlier part of the 20th century.
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    Music Books

    The Slash autobiography is OK in places, but too many stories end up '...and then I passed out in a pile of my own vomit after bumming a stripper whilst some cunt was having a fight'. Genuinely the majority of the anecdotes are other peoples as he was too fucked up to remember. Lemmy's on the other hand... if you want a fascinating read then Jeff Sparrow's 'No way but this way: in search of Paul Robeson' is an incredable book about success, failure, race, politics and so much more, cannot recommend highly enough.
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    Minor things which stress you out

    Sage like advice of the day... They are not legally allowed to talk to you unless it's you who engages them and also they are not allowed to take three steps in 'pursuit' of you, so a quick and affirmative palm up should do the trick. If they try any further they can and should be fined to fuck. You can now stroll down that mo'fuckin highstreet in the knowledge that you know the fucking law, you diamond you!
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    If Liverpool players were female...

    Done worse...
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    *Shakes head* Everton again.

    Remember the two odd pricks on here at the time of the ‘spade in the ground stuff’? Sexrex was one of them and I can’t remember the other pricks name but they would argue for page after page with made up bullshit and fake insider info claiming they knew more than the other. They’d been binned off all the other forums and washed up here, like most of the other weird cunts that float around the interwebs. A definate low point, seems like a lifetime ago. Strange days...
  9. Vonblonberg

    Are Ocean Colour Scene Terrible?

    I’m going to count how shit they are.
  10. Vonblonberg

    Are Ocean Colour Scene Terrible?

    Just answer the question. This means more...
  11. Moseley Scholes, is it shit? A couple of good song and a a whole album and career of nothing more. Yes, or no?
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    Other Football - 2018/19 Season

    With the amount of empty seats and genuine indifference it was hard to look past Abu Dhabi FC as it was like playing a home game. I can't even muster hate for the absolute nothing of a club they have become.
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    The world of a woman.

    Famous, I tell thee...
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    Best pizza delivery company?

    And is, quite rightly, protected by international law due to cultural heritage and can only be produced, and sold, if conditions are met to safeguard quality. What y’all eat ain’t pizza.