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I'm a petty man. A small, petty man. I love it when Everton get knocked out of competitions.

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!

If the Tories are in charge of the council, does that mean we'll actually get a realistic budget instead of more cuts? Or am I pipe dreaming?

Someone told me 10am, 1pm, 4pm and 7pm. I'll be all over those 10am and 1pm games, don't give a shit who's playing.

Jeremy Hunt - just another normal, salt of the earth (checks notes) son of an admiral, family of landed gentry and the East India Company, related to the Queen and the fascist Oswald Mosely. It's great how these ordinary folk make it to the top.

It is an absolute scandal, in a country with multiple scandals seemingly building up by the day. I couldn't tell you the last time I saw police on the streets near me. I've seen plenty of drug deals in broad daylight. I genuinely think the country is nearing collapse. Public services have been carved up and scooped out until there's barely anything working as it should. Maybe if the mobile phone and wi fi networks collapse people might get off their arses and protest. Can't wait for Austerity Part Two.

Oooo, jumpers for goalposts, isn't it? Young lads in the park. I'll be Jimmy Greaves! GOAL! Rattles in the stands, Beatles songs on the Kop, wooly hats, hot Bovril at half time. Football, isn't it? Global sports franchises, the European soccer marketplace, investment consortia. Mmmmm. Disident-killing regimes. Oooo.

They won't win it. They'll tail off eventually. Man City will grind out another meaningless league title. Match of the Day pundits will gush about how amazing they are, Sky pundits will gush about how great the Premier League is, even after City have won 57 straight titles and most of the cups. Like a circle in a spiral, like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning on an ever spinning reel As the images unwind, like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind

He's a good lad with plenty of talent, but we shouldn't have put him in the position where's he's basically a first choice and the only midfielder who can run.

£180,000 a week for fifth choice striker?

No deal.

I'm looking forward to it. I like watching international tournament football, especially with games at unusual times. I know that's not cool, but remember... it's hip to be square.

Too small, too slow, too weak. We need AT LEAST two new first choice midfielders.

Tyler absolutely devastated.

They're too small. Thiago and Elliott are tiny compared to the Tottenham players. And Fabhino is shit.

What a team goal that was! Not a mention by the commentary, dickheads.

I bet they pull their finger out when they play us.

All buns blazing.

Our dog isn't arsed in the slightest, but they're doing my fucking head in now. There should be an 8pm cut off point. I'm not sure a normal, functioning society would have fireworks, but then we're as far away from a normal functioning society in my 43 years as we've ever been.

I don't say this flippantly, but I reckon there's a decent portion of people in this country who would happily see concentration camps set up.

But lots of people are the same. This country is fucked. Those comments about Starmer - "yeah, the Tories have almost destroyed the country - BUT I DON'T SEE STARMER OFFERING MUCH." Why aren't they blaming the people in charge? It's like Stockholm Syndrome.

That Braverman is one ugly cunt - inside and out. What a horror show.

I'm not sure I've seen a player like him - one minute he can bring the ball down from the air, and spectacularly volley it towards goal from 25 yards. The next minute he can't pass the ball in a straight line to someone 5 yards away. He's unique, I'll give him that. Or...he's the new Origi.

He's a talented lad, with huge flaws. I don't think he or his style belongs at Liverpool.