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I think Ronnie will smash Murphy today. If he wasn't up for it before he will be after Murphy's comments (which to be fair he's probably right).

I don't mind Murphy. Yep he's a bit smug, but at least he isn't constantly slagging off the game like Ronnie. He actually talks the game up and is insightful. I like Allen, I think he's got some personality and his game is quite exciting. Carter is a bellend. I thought we'd seen the last of him years ago, disappointed he's come back.

GET IN THERE. Fuck off home Selby you boring, monotone voiced twat. Yiiiirrrsss.

Here we go, Selby, why take 15 seconds to have a shot when you can take up a minute to walk round the table stroking your chin.

I don't mind it for the Masters. They should never have changed the UKs though, the short games don't suit it. Used to be my favourite tournament before they meddled with it.

I can't stand Carter but I can't remember why.

What's wrong with it? I like the shorter format, it's pretty brutal. Just hoping Selby doesn't win.

There does seem to be more talk about that Switch 2 recently. There was allegedly some behind closed doors reveal at the CES tech event. Won't be cheap though, I'd guess north of £300?

Exactly.

Man U have had a boat load of chances but - like Arsenal - the team is full of cunts trying for Instagram finishes. Football is now full of young lads trying to play Instagram football. Instead of rifling the ball into the goal they're all doing mad stepovers which end in failure. This is one of the reasons why footy is now quite shit.

Man U have got one ugly team, fucking hell.

The Switch 2 has been talked about for about three years. Anything Nintendo do is a mystery, impossible to second guess what their plans are. Could be this year, could be next. Could be for Christmas 2024, but wouldn't be surprised if they stretched the Switch as long as they can - it's still a massive seller for them and the third biggest selling games system of all time.

Tried playing this on my PS4 Pro the other day, and while it looked and ran great, I have to say I was really bored. As much as I want to like these games, I just don't have the patience or the time. I must have played for 90 minutes and it was just a series of PRESS X - GO HERE - PRESS X. I'm sure it gets better but I really can't be arsed getting through all that to get to the good stuff.

Smash these posh bastards back to their fancy wine bars and million pound houses.

This hurt my head reading it... https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/jan/08/how-to-make-a-good-cup-of-coffee-espresso-steps-details-tips

Shearer loves making excuses for Saka. What's all that about?

Not sure he's particularly arsed. Don't blame him.

They've really grasped the mantle of being cry arse cunts. I suppose they've got nothing else to cheer on.

Yeah it's been crap. The televised games have been woeful, starting with the shite against Palace.

This is often posted in an Echo and the Bunnymen Facebook group I'm in - the woman on the left is a dead ringer for Ian McCulloch.

Exactly.

I have powers that affect televised sporting events, specifically - negatively affecting the person/team I want to win. Happens all the time - footy, darts, snooker - so much so that I'll often purposely avoid watching someone I want to win until the game is over and I'll catch up.

Turned off the match before half time, absolutely dreadful game.

This palace Everton match is woeful.