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Tottenham are full of Instagram footballers - lots of fancy flicks and tricks that look nice on 20 second social media clips, but there's no substance there, no footballing guile.

Tottenham are fucking shit, and their goalie is even worse.

You saying we're looking at the wrong cultured Spanish midfielder who knows the club? FSG - it's the greatest trick they ever played.

I have to ask - living abroad, was it news you woke up to?

You'd hope this will really make the players put in even more effort than usual. Hopefully we'll stuff everyone 7-0 until the end of the season.

For me the shock is subsiding and the depression is increasing. Actually, not depression, more of a sadness that it's all over really. Really gutted that the Klopp era is coming to an end.

Looks like it. All he had to do was say "No - I'm Leverkusen manager, next question please" but he was very non-committal.

When's the book launch?

Talk sport said the players got told this morning.

This is my overriding thought at the minute. If he wasnt up against cheats would he be happier? Almost certainly.

Exactly. With the current management pool of talent, the way the game is (oil cheats) and the way the club is run (tight purse strings), he's irreplaceable.

Fucking Abu Dhabi - if they hadn't cheated then Klopp would have more trophies to his name and I doubt would be as stressed over the last few years.

Dyche. Liverpool fan. Lives local. Makes sense. Bring him home.

This is surreal.

Preferred it when it was like this...

What controller does it come with?

Finally got round to watching series 3. Man, what a drag. About two episodes too long. And has there ever been a less likeable leading man than Hays? Fucking hell. I don't know if it was his acting, or the script, but Jesus he sucked the life out of it. And his wife was just as bad. Things would perk up when Stephen Dorf was on screen, but all in all, dunno - 5/10. Took itself far too seriously, and without anything to back it up. I can't believe people hated series 2 and preferred this one - at least 2 had Rachel McAdams in!

Left back, right back, centre back, winger, and now medic - is there nothing Joe can't do?

The Straight Story is on Film 4 this Saturday afternoon.

Well if we're talking Michael Jackson then we can't not have... This... And this...

You mean a half man/half fly vomiting acid onto a fella's hand and leg and then eating his melted foot is minging? Cbeebies stuff that!

Been rewatching 80s and 90s films from my childhood. Last one was The Fly. Fuck me I wish I hadn't watched it. I'm a horror fan so am used to being disturbed, but jesus... first film I've seen in a long time which actually made me feel physically sick. The first 20 odd minutes are quite dated and the script is clunky as fuck, but once the teleport machines kick in it just heads straight into Grossville. 6.5/10.

Good pod, as always. Robertson is just going to have to wait his turn to get back in the team. Gomez is playing brilliantly. And Robbo wasn't pulling up any trees before he got injured - in fact, he was a bit of a scapegoat (rightly or wrongly) at the start of the season when we weren't playing so well. On form, Joe deserves to be in the first team. Plus - that first goal must be getting closer....

They're a total embarrassment. Long may it continue!